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If i were a chef, that would be awesome. Well, yesterday i was sittin in my room starvin(and lonely) cause we didnt have food-or i was to lazy to look-in either case i had this brilliant idea, "hmm, why dont i cook something to eat" what a thought, i kno, im a genious right? Anyway, its about 9:30 at this point so i decide to make breakfast, but stray from traditional pop-tarts and cereal-plus we were out. So i look in the fridge and find eggs that expire the same day-lucky me- and in the pantry i find pancake mix. So i cook up a storm, pretending to be the iron chef, heh, so by 10 o'clock i have myself a feast of kings mountains of pancakes and eggs-and they were great, cooking is fun and delicious-by the way there really is no point to the story so if your lookin for one, just stop reading-so ive decided that if my dreams of becoming a nasa engineer/astronaut fall threw im going into the cookin industry-then i could work at Emreril's or Wolfgang Puck or even...The Burger King itself. Im also gonna be sure to marry someone that can cook-but if i cook better than her i wont let tham kno cause if she knows she'll never cook for ya again<--- aha theres today's moral, though i dont think ill marry an italian woman cause she'll fatten me up with pasta-just like the witch from Hansel and Gretel. Well tonight's combined activity at McElfresh's house- i get to speak woohoo, have i wasted enough of anyone's time yet- yes...no? okay, okay ill end the post but only cause you asked so nice talk to yall later.
-The Wondrous Bill
-The Wondrous Bill