boggyb's phone: *bingely-bingely-beep!* Your Amazon order has been delivered! The parcel was handed to resident!
Is "handed to resident" some sort of euphemism? Because it wasn't handed to me, nor is it in the hall or outside the door to the flats.
Anyway, sometime later I headed out for a stroll and happened to glance over at the neighbouring flats. And outside their side gate... was my Amazon parcel.
Sadly Amazon's how-was-your-delivery feedback doesn't have a "you left it outside the wrong house in plain sight on a busy footpath" option.