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[bodyscar]

have you ever had the feeling that theres a fat guy standing behind you in a trench coat just waiting to smack your ass when you go to pick up a pencil that you knocked on the floor because you were suprised by the fact that when you were busy looking at a republican canidate sight and reading about jesus you accidentally got switched to a chearleading porn sight only to discover that the chearleading sight was there only to manipulate your mind into buying more McGridles from McDonalds?

or is this just a me thing?