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1) Protip: No airline is going to require a form from a clearly non-official-regulatory website like dryfur.com. I swear to God. They might want a health certificate though. So no. I'm not signing your paper saying your dog can be kept in an non-temperature-regulated cargo area without an exam, and I'm not signing that paper period (there's pink. Nothing official in the US comes in pink. At least not in my world.)
I will sign a health certificate for you, though.
Provided you bring in the dog.
And it's in good health.
Annnnd it has a rabies vaccine. Oooooh, that's why you don't want one of those? Sorry, Charlie. No can do.
2) OMG WORK DRAMAS. la.
3) Man V. Food is so disturbing. Dude. How big is your stomach, anyway? O.O
4) My cat is staring at me. Eerily. Um. Hi, Martha. Um. You... aren't planning on eating me, right? Um.
5) OMG so foggy. But people still think it's great to tailgate. I do not understand. This is, like, the fourth day of heavy fog. You'd think that'd be enough time to clue in.
I will sign a health certificate for you, though.
Provided you bring in the dog.
And it's in good health.
Annnnd it has a rabies vaccine. Oooooh, that's why you don't want one of those? Sorry, Charlie. No can do.
2) OMG WORK DRAMAS. la.
3) Man V. Food is so disturbing. Dude. How big is your stomach, anyway? O.O
4) My cat is staring at me. Eerily. Um. Hi, Martha. Um. You... aren't planning on eating me, right? Um.
5) OMG so foggy. But people still think it's great to tailgate. I do not understand. This is, like, the fourth day of heavy fog. You'd think that'd be enough time to clue in.