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1) Izzy. For the love of fuzzy little bunnies, George is JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Plz stop with the mooning over him. It is not of the good. And it is annoying.
2) ... Someone please tell me why Bailey didn't get Chief Resident? The Callie can't run anything.
3) ... Dude is eating cotton balls. Someone notice this plz? Cotton balls don't just go poof.
4) DEAR HALF SIS. LEXIE. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. YOU SUCK. GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE ER DOORS.
5) ... Izzy? Your residents hate you for the same reason you hate perky!resident. You have no backbone.
6) Yup, Lexie still sucks. Now compounded with McDreamy suck - dude, start asking names before the sex, okay?
7) Callie. Your relationship is kinda rocky. Do you really think now is the time for bebes? Idjut.
8) ... Izzy? Trust me. You have no idea what you're doing with that deer. None. All mammals are not equal. You suck.
9) George. Get the stick out of your butt.
10) ... argh tv dying before show is over. Continuing on other TV...
11) Okay, all patients going to surgery. And we have heartfelt moment (TM) with internal decapitation dude. His odds ain't good.
12) WTF. NO, SHOCKING DEER =/= SUDDEN REVIVAL. GO AWAY STUPID WRITERS. *growls*
13) Huh, Bailey as surgeon yes I can see that. But would it have killed the Chief to pull Bailey aside ahead of time so as not to create OMG THE DRAMA?
14) ... Huh, everyone survives. I guess the writers decided they had created enough angst.
15) ... Okay, Lexie is not utter loser. Just thick.
16) Merideth? That was pretty dang cold on your part. Also, STOP HAVING SEX WITH HIM WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
17) Annnnd I was wrong about George. WTF. Just. No. Stoppit. Both of you. YOU IS NOT BUNNIES.
In conclusion: Good try, writers, but seriously. No. Go back and try again.