more office antics
it's 10am and the quotes begin...
bob(who's a married grandparent): i thought the peach would be all girly-man, but it was actually really good. i'm comfortable with my sexuality.
(after a 20 min customer service call about $15)
sara: grrrr! i fucking hate customer service!!!!
sara: there was a thunderstorm and she said 'i have to stay on the phone or i'll have a seizure'
dee: yeah, that was the 8th, which is fine, but she's a lunatic!
sara: i would remember the freak giving me a credit card. she's one of those people who you remember nearly every conversation you have with her
dee: yeah, and you would have repeated the numbers back to her 4 times
sara: and she would have been faint and having seizures.
tom(my boss): he walked in and the first thing he said to me was 'i promised myself 30 years ago when i came back from Vietnam that no one was going to treat me badly without paying for it, and you've treated me badly' ... no lie. and i'm thinking oooooh man, what am i going to do? the man was crazy.
sooo, i'm on my lunch break, and it's occuring to me that these quotes probably seem lame to you all. they're funny to us tho. perhaps it's because i enter data all day and there are only so many songs i can sing in my head without wanting to scream. that being said, perhaps i should hould give slight background on my coworkers in case any of you care. dee is in her early 30's and about to be a mother of 2, sara is only a few years older than me and has a kid, laurie is middle aged and so is barb. tom's my boss and probably in his late 30's. i think(next to my dad of course) he's the boss i've liked the most so far. he's laid back, funny, nice, knows what he's doing, and i don't find his voice annoying haha. um. i'm done wasting your time now... more quotes later if the mood strikes me.
bob(who's a married grandparent): i thought the peach would be all girly-man, but it was actually really good. i'm comfortable with my sexuality.
(after a 20 min customer service call about $15)
sara: grrrr! i fucking hate customer service!!!!
sara: there was a thunderstorm and she said 'i have to stay on the phone or i'll have a seizure'
dee: yeah, that was the 8th, which is fine, but she's a lunatic!
sara: i would remember the freak giving me a credit card. she's one of those people who you remember nearly every conversation you have with her
dee: yeah, and you would have repeated the numbers back to her 4 times
sara: and she would have been faint and having seizures.
tom(my boss): he walked in and the first thing he said to me was 'i promised myself 30 years ago when i came back from Vietnam that no one was going to treat me badly without paying for it, and you've treated me badly' ... no lie. and i'm thinking oooooh man, what am i going to do? the man was crazy.
sooo, i'm on my lunch break, and it's occuring to me that these quotes probably seem lame to you all. they're funny to us tho. perhaps it's because i enter data all day and there are only so many songs i can sing in my head without wanting to scream. that being said, perhaps i should hould give slight background on my coworkers in case any of you care. dee is in her early 30's and about to be a mother of 2, sara is only a few years older than me and has a kid, laurie is middle aged and so is barb. tom's my boss and probably in his late 30's. i think(next to my dad of course) he's the boss i've liked the most so far. he's laid back, funny, nice, knows what he's doing, and i don't find his voice annoying haha. um. i'm done wasting your time now... more quotes later if the mood strikes me.