ashti :
You know how we used to do Draco and Potter?*
We'd end, and then I'd stay up talking to other people and they'd all be like "DAMNIT, SPEAK ENGLISH! "
And I'd be "I AM! THIS IS THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH!"
And they'd be like "I DIDN'T ASK FOR A FUCKING VISIT WITH THE QUEEN!"
"THE QUEEN DOES NOT ALLOW CONJUGAL VISITS OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE! AT LEAST NOT IN PUBLIC!"
And then I went on a rant about how conjugal was a marriage-specific word anyway, but they'd have gone and waited for me to snap out of it by then.
ASSES. NOBODY RESPECTS THE QUEEN ANYMORE! :O
The English language, though? Super awesome.
Most bodacious. In a snotty tone of voice, even.
...I ♥ my Tessa. :D
* Do, as in banter against/with one another. Several years ago, before the books went all CAPSLOCK OF TEEN-ANGST on us. XD