School's out! time to get drunk!
Just on the off chance that you don't actually care about my life (laughs), here's your warning.
While it may not be a story of tucker max proportions, my weekend's been pretty rockin'.
OK, so I went camping for probably the first time in...8 months? yes that seems about right. So I get to blow off all my other plans and go sleep in the woods. Yes, in the woods. No, not in a tent. Actually in the woods. it was some kids bright idea that we not only forsake our tents and build our own survival shelter, but we also not bring matches or lighters our cooking stoves. And thus begins our series of eclectic stick shelters (read: shitholes) and primitive meals (the "sloppy joe" version of pizza).
I always hate these campouts becasue I never get to sleep. Ignoring the fact that I'm up till about 3 drinking (I am officially the worst boy scout ever) and am woken up at 8, I have the five hours in between to stare at the ceiling (read "tarp") and think the thoughts i think. The good news is that i wrote five new songs (the bad news is a forgot 3 of them.) We all know what happens when im left to my own thinking. its unintentional self-destruction.
Good food, football, knives and magnesium, what else could youa sk for? Well, for one showers. I haven't showered in two days (I'm sure you were dying to know that). Or brushed my teeth. On the second day the paramedics arrived at the scene. One of our members, Brandon, had closed his knife on his finger. It went into the bone. Later another brendan stabbed himself on my knife (yes, eh stabbed himself). Yet another brendan, the one we all know, got shriveled feet. I had nightmares about them. his feet were like, 80.
I could go on forever about anecdotes, such as my singing songs to Teegan in my drunken stupor while he was trying to read (might I add that these were the most annoying songs known to man), or tipping over portapotties or simply running through camp with toilet-dipped torches. But I smell like cigarette smoke and need a shower. I will say this to leave you off however: brendan M is a lot cooler than anyone could have thought.
quote of the day: "If you were as drunk as you are now and woke up in the morning with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? No? lets go to sleep."
OK, so I went camping for probably the first time in...8 months? yes that seems about right. So I get to blow off all my other plans and go sleep in the woods. Yes, in the woods. No, not in a tent. Actually in the woods. it was some kids bright idea that we not only forsake our tents and build our own survival shelter, but we also not bring matches or lighters our cooking stoves. And thus begins our series of eclectic stick shelters (read: shitholes) and primitive meals (the "sloppy joe" version of pizza).
I always hate these campouts becasue I never get to sleep. Ignoring the fact that I'm up till about 3 drinking (I am officially the worst boy scout ever) and am woken up at 8, I have the five hours in between to stare at the ceiling (read "tarp") and think the thoughts i think. The good news is that i wrote five new songs (the bad news is a forgot 3 of them.) We all know what happens when im left to my own thinking. its unintentional self-destruction.
Good food, football, knives and magnesium, what else could youa sk for? Well, for one showers. I haven't showered in two days (I'm sure you were dying to know that). Or brushed my teeth. On the second day the paramedics arrived at the scene. One of our members, Brandon, had closed his knife on his finger. It went into the bone. Later another brendan stabbed himself on my knife (yes, eh stabbed himself). Yet another brendan, the one we all know, got shriveled feet. I had nightmares about them. his feet were like, 80.
I could go on forever about anecdotes, such as my singing songs to Teegan in my drunken stupor while he was trying to read (might I add that these were the most annoying songs known to man), or tipping over portapotties or simply running through camp with toilet-dipped torches. But I smell like cigarette smoke and need a shower. I will say this to leave you off however: brendan M is a lot cooler than anyone could have thought.
quote of the day: "If you were as drunk as you are now and woke up in the morning with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? No? lets go to sleep."