of kittens and mauling

[bobxvi]

i spent like an hour looking for this

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[newtestlepper]

I had a dream last night where, to show my ruthlessness, I decided to knife some dogs to death. But they were actually my friend's cats. I planned to shove the knife up into the kitties' skulls under their chin, but the knife was too small. All I could do was open the first kitten's throat open.
It purred as it bled out.
I sawed the second cat's head off so it wouldn't purr.
When I was done, I realized I had killed my friend's cats'. I felt bad about that, but it didn't last long. I had to dodge zombies in an abandoned tower.

[newtestlepper]

So do you have anything I can kill with a knife?

[bobxvi]

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[bobxvi]

please make an effort to keep me the fuck out of your dreams. that's all i ask.

[anonymous]

oh my gosh, that's so horrible!

[evilhamster__]

that is awful. no me gusta. :(