for crying out loud
Will somebody please tell Obama not to go on Fox "News" this Sunday? Jesus H Christ, no person needs to appear on a channel who's viewers are consistently and demonstrably misinformed. Also, I am in Pennsylvania right now, and well, these people are bitter. I went to a bar last night, and I literally had a guy tell me he wasn't bitter after a conversation that went something like this:
Bitterman: Mexicans are stillin' [stealing] our jobs in Lncstr [Lancaster].
Me: Really, the Mexicans in Santa Ana California are pick strawberries in 100 degrees, because nobody else wants to do it..
Bitterman: What do you think about the housing market.
Me:
Bitterman: You're a liberal aren't you?
Me: Yes, but what does that have to do with housing.
Bitterman: Why don't you tell me about 9/11.
Me: If you really want to know about why 9/11 happened you should watch a BBC documentary called "The Power of Nightmares."
Bitterman: Those mutherfuckers hate us.
Me: Yes they do.
Bitterman: Who are you voting for President?
Me: Not McCain, I am not a fan of Hillary, but that motherfucker is insane.
Bitterman: He's a hero.
Me: How does that help you?
Bitterman: Well I've always been a lifelong Republican.
Me: Where do you work?
Bitterman: The Sunoco -- he's better than Clinton! I mean, there hasn't been a good democrat ever. Nobody like Reagan. Yeah, what do you think of Ronald Reagan?
Me: You mean the total homophobe divorceee who opposed alternative energy, sold chemical weapons to Iraq, traded weapons to Iran, and directly oversaw the CIA funding of OBL?
Me: 3 Mile Island was a start
At least I think that's what happened. It was probably something more like, "McCain is a cocksuckermotherfucker who secretly eats the shit out of his own diapers."
Bitterman: Mexicans are stillin' [stealing] our jobs in Lncstr [Lancaster].
Me: Really, the Mexicans in Santa Ana California are pick strawberries in 100 degrees, because nobody else wants to do it..
Bitterman: What do you think about the housing market.
Me:
Bitterman: You're a liberal aren't you?
Me: Yes, but what does that have to do with housing.
Bitterman: Why don't you tell me about 9/11.
Me: If you really want to know about why 9/11 happened you should watch a BBC documentary called "The Power of Nightmares."
Bitterman: Those mutherfuckers hate us.
Me: Yes they do.
Bitterman: Who are you voting for President?
Me: Not McCain, I am not a fan of Hillary, but that motherfucker is insane.
Bitterman: He's a hero.
Me: How does that help you?
Bitterman: Well I've always been a lifelong Republican.
Me: Where do you work?
Bitterman: The Sunoco -- he's better than Clinton! I mean, there hasn't been a good democrat ever. Nobody like Reagan. Yeah, what do you think of Ronald Reagan?
Me: You mean the total homophobe divorceee who opposed alternative energy, sold chemical weapons to Iraq, traded weapons to Iran, and directly oversaw the CIA funding of OBL?
Me: 3 Mile Island was a start
At least I think that's what happened. It was probably something more like, "McCain is a cocksuckermotherfucker who secretly eats the shit out of his own diapers."