I'm Psychic...

[bobvi]

My Proof
hellz: they are gonna fire this one guy named paul
bobvi: why they firing him?
bobvi: because he has a p in his name?
hellz: he smells horribly like alcohol all the time
hellz: they think he is drinking/smoking in the bathroom
bobvi: and because of the p in his name?
hellz: he stumbles around all the time
bobvi: and he has a p in his name
hellz: and not only that but cause he has the letter p in his name
bobvi: i knew it!
hellz: lmao