"Tighter than Dereon Jeans" - Office Hours Prompt 126 (NUMB3RS)
Title: Tighter than Dereon Jeans.
Pairing/Characters: Colby Granger, Liz Warner
Rating: PG
Prompt: #126 Office Hours
Summary: Colby invites Liz back to his favorite honky tonk.
Word Count: 184
Spoilers: Season 5
Disclaimer: Numb3rs belongs to CBS. The song "Single Ladies" quoted here was written by Christopher Stewart, Terius Nash, Kuk Harrell, and Beyonce Knowles. I own neither, though I do own the first five seasons via iTunes of the former and the two disc album supportive of the latter. No copyright infringement intended.
Notes: This is not even the kind of honky tonk you'd expect from Colby, but I thought it'd be a hoot.
Seeing him with an acoustic guitar across his knee belting out "Single Ladies" was the last thing Liz expected to witness tonight. The invitation to come back to this niche style honky tonk wasn't initially something she'd think she'd take him up on, but after the day that just transpired, why not. The agent needed an atmosphere where she wouldn't hear fourteen different variations of the same come-on to the pulsating beat of some Flo Rida track. And besides, the last time Liz graced this place with her presence, she did acquire an education on auto mechanics that saved her from having to buy a new battery. Who knew?
got gloss on my lips
a man on my hips
hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
She cheered along with the gay men that filled this establishment, as Colby sang the hell out of the melody.
acting up
drink in my cup
care less what you think
Smiling, content in this atmosphere and in her friendship with the performer, she sipped her beer and sat back in her booth, relaxing into the soft worn leather.
Pairing/Characters: Colby Granger, Liz Warner
Rating: PG
Prompt: #126 Office Hours
Summary: Colby invites Liz back to his favorite honky tonk.
Word Count: 184
Spoilers: Season 5
Disclaimer: Numb3rs belongs to CBS. The song "Single Ladies" quoted here was written by Christopher Stewart, Terius Nash, Kuk Harrell, and Beyonce Knowles. I own neither, though I do own the first five seasons via iTunes of the former and the two disc album supportive of the latter. No copyright infringement intended.
Notes: This is not even the kind of honky tonk you'd expect from Colby, but I thought it'd be a hoot.
Seeing him with an acoustic guitar across his knee belting out "Single Ladies" was the last thing Liz expected to witness tonight. The invitation to come back to this niche style honky tonk wasn't initially something she'd think she'd take him up on, but after the day that just transpired, why not. The agent needed an atmosphere where she wouldn't hear fourteen different variations of the same come-on to the pulsating beat of some Flo Rida track. And besides, the last time Liz graced this place with her presence, she did acquire an education on auto mechanics that saved her from having to buy a new battery. Who knew?
got gloss on my lips
a man on my hips
hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
She cheered along with the gay men that filled this establishment, as Colby sang the hell out of the melody.
acting up
drink in my cup
care less what you think
Smiling, content in this atmosphere and in her friendship with the performer, she sipped her beer and sat back in her booth, relaxing into the soft worn leather.