super secret documents of doom

Feb 23, 2005 12:40

title has nothing to do with the post.

why do bad thigns happen all at once?
seriously.

i've known for a while now that if God exists (i say if because i'm not so bold as to impose my belief structures on anyone else...yet) he/she/it/whatever has a sense of humor. and does things to us for reasons unknown.

like the last 2 days of this week

while my weekend was fantastic (i love you dear) yesterday i found out that i had to be late to work because my brother needs to pass his driving test. aside from that. my district manager is going to be in the store today.

and i cant give a time i'll be in.

this sux.

but wait it gets worse.

my car.

needs
trasmission fluid flushed
oil change
my Brake light is on and thus brakes need to be checked
1 of my windshield wipers does not work
the heat needs to be fixed

and they cant even take my car in until 6 oclock today.
however since i'll be at work i have to drop it off tomorrow morning

andi might not get it back in time to see my one and only.

ontop of that i still havent gotten my paycheck.

ARRG

i am going to look up a bus schedule to eau claire.
i need to see cory.

its not fair all of this cant happen at once.

on the bright side.

i still get to talk to cory every night and that is a nice way to end the day.
and i recruited 4 more people to my legions of doom. not quite as exciting as talking to cory but i'll take it.

i bought 2 feather dusters today. (woot)

and i got actual sleep last night.

i'm gonna go wait for the car to get here so i can go to work.

Buh Bye
Your Lord and Master
Bob(the bobgoblin) Mangione
Ruler of the Evil Empire (Formerly known as Earth)
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Please direct them to my Public Relations Manager
She will direct you to the Chamber of Tortur... Complaints...
yes that will do nicely...
Note To Self:
Kill This new Evil Male secretary for being incompetant... get a new one
train him correctly...
I REALLY DONT WANT TO KILL THE SECRETARY
wait... i didnt say that...
YES I DID...
You are so gonna get it...
Wait Stop running!!!
at least leave the keyboard.
Ha!
New Note to self:
Get new live Evil Male Secretary.
Cut off his legs.
or chain him.
that will do nicely.
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