the male and female langauge translator:
The Languages Of the Opposite Sex.
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk." = I need to ditch.
"Sure......Go ahead." = I don't want you to.
" I'm not upset." = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
" How much do you love me?" = I did something today that you're not going like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress." = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you." = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you, too." = Okay I said it, we'd better have sex!
" Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!
"Those shoes go great with that dress."= I'm Gay
Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk." = I need to ditch.
"Sure......Go ahead." = I don't want you to.
" I'm not upset." = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
" How much do you love me?" = I did something today that you're not going like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress." = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you." = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you, too." = Okay I said it, we'd better have sex!
" Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!
"Those shoes go great with that dress."= I'm Gay