BOBStreet Boys present...
The Xmas Party(man) Album !
A Festive Feast of Fandom Fun
The Partyman Is Coming To Town!
(To the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He wakes up while you’re sleeping
He sleeps while you’re awake!
He drinks a Pink Mandango
His posts have caused earthquakes!
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
Spoilerfont Art
Lobsters and Bears
A British Accent
And a Mighty Mod Stare!
Pigeons that fly
Right over the sea
Many fangirls
That giggle and squee!
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
Come On Merry Christmas!
(To the tune of You All Everybody by Driveshaft)
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Making snowmen in the garden...
Wrapped in winter clothes...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Playing all your Secret Santa...
Wearing Reindeer Nose...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Gathered round the Christmas Tree...
Watching TV Shows...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas You All Everybody!
(To the tune of Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade)
Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?
Are you ready to mandango one and all?
Do you make your list for Santa?
Of Lost books and magazines?
Do you warm your winter nights with DvDs?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
Are you waiting for new eppies to arrive?
Are you making lots of space on TiVo drives?
Do your friends all try and tell ya
That your Lost-lust is insane
Do they think that something’s wrong inside your brain?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
What will your Mama do if she hears you talk of “…Daddy Issues”?
Aha Ahhh...
Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?
Are you ready to mandango one and all?
Do you scan the talk-show schedules?
For some Foxy, Josh or Dom?
Does your Dinner have some Peanut Butter on?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
[repeat to fade]
Lost Christmas!
(To the tune of Last Christmas by Wham!)
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Having nightmares of flying high
They wanna see a rescue plane up in the sky
Going crazy, hard to recognise them
Weird things happen but it doesn’t surprise them
Lost Christmas
They live in caves and tents
It’s hard, now more than 40 days they’ve spent
It seems to them that they’re on their own
So they wish again, and relive flashbacks of home
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
They found a hatch
Buried in the ground
Now it’s open
A wonderland they’ve found
At first they thought it was a deserted Island
Now they know of people there for a while and...
Faces of Others with a fire to start
Secrets uncovered and plans torn apart
Oooh Oooh
They’re in a lot of trouble
They don’t know what to do
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Faces of Others with a fire to start
Secrets uncovered and plans torn apart
Oooh Oooh
They’re wishing for something
They’re wishing for something special
Fuselage Christmastime
(To the tune of Wonderful Chrsitmastime by Paul McCartney)
The Fuse is bright
The sprits up
Online tonight
To share the love
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Gather round
The cyber-tree
There’s presents there
For you and me
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
A choir of newbies sing their song
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ooooooooooh
Ooooooooooh
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Grab a glass
Of Christmas cheer
Let’s celebrate
We’re Lostkateers
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
A choir of newbies sing their song
We’ll help if they go wrong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Having fun
With mistletoe
Perhaps a *smooch*
Or mandango
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
The Fuse is bright
The sprits up
Online tonight
To share the love
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Ooooooooooh….
Boar Hunt
(To the tune of Sleigh Ride)
Just hear those boar’s a-screeching, strange creatures creature-ing too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
You feel the Island calling, our friends are boring, its true
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
Our cheeks aren’t nice or rosy, nor comfy cozy are we
We’re trekking off together in hot wet weather to see
Let’s take that path before us and look for boars, we need food
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
We are the hunting party and fans may think that we’re gay
But we’re the perfect team to find island dreams today
So listen to the sound of the torch you just dropped
We seem to have found a strange hatch in the ground we should stop
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
There’s a spooky feeling nobody here can deny
When we hear the monster we kinda hope we don’t die
Although our plane was crashed and our dreams were smashed we survived
And now this hatch is gonna make quite a scratch on our lives
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
Just hear those boar’s a-screeching, strange creatures creature-ing too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
You feel the Island calling, our friends are boring, its true
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Island Wonderland
(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Monster screams
Are you listening?
In the trees
Something whispering?
A beautiful sight
But not part of the flight
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
Gone away
Is the plane now
Here to stay
Is the pain now
It’s all going wrong
Been here for too long
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
In the valley we can build a Golf Course
And pretend that we’re like Tiger Woods
You can boast your brilliant swinging of course
But betting with the girls will do no good!
Later on
We’ll perspire
As we sit
By the fire
We’re slightly afraid
We want to be saved
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
In the valley we can build a Golf Course
And pretend that we’re all really good
We’ll have lots of fun upon the Gold Course
Until Eko turns up in Sawyer’s blood!
When it rains
Ain’t it chilling?
Those Others
Are they killing?
Don’t know what to say
Want to get away
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
Lost here… on an Island Wonderland!
The Christmas Song
(To the tune of The Christmas Song)
Boar meat roasting on an open fire
Sulphur smells on shower hose
Island songs being sung by a liar
And warm wet sand between the toes
But everybody knows a turkey and some misletoe
Helps to make the season bright
They're lost on an island and they'll never know
If Santa's on his sleigh tonight
They flew from Sydney to LA
But then they had a bit of trouble on the way
And little Baby Aaron, he would cry
If he knew he was missing reindeer that fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To all the island girls and men
They've been stuck there for around fifty days
Merry Christmas to them!
Santa JJ
(To the tune of Santa Baby)
Santa JJ
Slip a spoiler under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good boy
Santa JJ
I need to know that Sydney’s alright!
Santa JJ
I just can’t wait for the MI:3, agree?
I want it to be here
Santa JJ
I want to see the Cruise in your sights!
Think of all the shows I’ve seen
Think of all the magic on my TV screen
Next year it could be oh so good
If you check off my Rambaldi dream…
Santa JJ
I love APO and don’t want them to go
I’ve been addicted for years
Santa JJ
Make sure you get the finale right!
Santa JJ
One little thing that I really need, is speed
I hate the hiatus time
Santa JJ
No-rerun Season Four was delight!
Santa JJ
I hope that at the end of Five, they survive
Syd alive would be nice
Santa JJ
I need to know they’ll live through the fights!
Will you direct some Lost Season Three?
I want to see some more Kate running through the trees
I really do believe in you
Your TV Shows make me Squee…
Santa JJ
I forgot to mention one little thing, I sing
When I’m tired at home
Santa JJ
I hope this song amuses tonight!
I hope this song amuses tonight!
And have a lovely Christmas, alright?
Javi's Way / Oh my lord
(To the tune of Mary's Boy Child/Oh My Lord by Boney M)
He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays
We’ll mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way
Not long ago in Hollywood, he met with Damon and JJ
Now he works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
While Lost fans browse the web at night
They see a shining font of red
Javi’s at The Fuselage
They have to read the things he has said!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
For a moment the board was aglow
All the lurkers woke
There were posts of fun and laughter
Minions shouting let everyone know
There is hope for all to find geek
Now Speaker and his cyber-friends
Thought to Minionize his might
They spread the seeds of Javi thought
Now they have their own website!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
His Minions have official drinks
A handshake only they know
And the unique official sport
Airborne elephant polo!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
For a moment the board was aglow
All the lurkers woke
There were posts of fun and laughter
Minions shouting let everyone know
There is hope for all to find geek
Oh my lord. (*point*) Here came a show to save us
Oh my lord. (*point*) Lost is just so contagious
Oh my lord. (*point*) Look at the stuff you gave us
Your eppies we adore
Oh my lord. (*point*) You work is watched by millions
Oh my lord. (*point*) You give us great opinions
Oh my lord. (*point*) We’re proud to be your Minions
You always give us more
Oh my lord. (*point*) You wrote a script and shot it
Oh my lord. (*point*) You know, you’ve really got it
Oh my lord. (*point*) You dared to hang the Hobbit
And drove the fangirls mad
Oh my lord. (*point*) You give us sweet frustration
Oh my lord. (*point*) Revealed the Dharma Station
Oh my lord. (*point*) We’re full of admiration
That you exist, we’re glad
Oh my lord. (*point*) Here came a show to save us
Oh my lord. (*point*) Lost is just so contagious
Oh my lord. (*point*) Look at the stuff you gave us
Your eppies we adore…
[Fade out]
I Believe In JJ Abrams
(To the tune of I Believe In Father Christmas by Greg Lake)
We hoped that they’d all be rescued
We hoped that they’d all be saved
But instead it just kept on raining
Now Boone and Shannon lie in their graves
We remember the day they got there
The violent crash and the loss of life
Then the noise from the trees, and the talk of disease
The lives full of fear and strife
They sold us a TV drama
They sold us on “where are we?”
And they told us a crazy story
‘Till we believed in the mystery
And I believe in JJ Abrams
And I look to the screen with excited eyes
And each Thursday morn, I’ll be online ‘till dawn
‘Cause Damon and Carlton are wise
I wish that it wasn’t Christmas
I wish we were in new year
The break’s filled with pain and sadness
I want new episodes to be here!
I believe in JJ Abrams
I believe in his winning team
I’ll sing it out loud, I’m a fan and I’m proud
It is the best show on the screen
I Wish It Could Be Wednesday Everyday!
(To the tune of I Wish It Could be Christmas Everday by Roy Wood and Wizzard)
When the pigeons bring the show
After several hours or so
It puts a great big smile, on my little face!
Then I jump out of my bed
Take a tablet for my head
And I grab some toast
I know that sweet new Lost is on the way!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Well it's got that magic spark
And its funny and its dark
And the Evil Numbers gonna drive us all crazy!
It really gets into your brain
It's addictive and insane
So we'll keep on watching
While it blows all the other shows away!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
When the pigeons bring the show (when the pigeons bring the show)
After several hours or so (after several hours or so)
It puts a great big smile, on my little face!
Thanks to Damon and JJ (Damon and JJ)
All the Lost fans get to play (Lost fans get to play)
With all the games and the theories on the show
That we know every Wednesday!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Okay Party People! Take it!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Why don't you show your love for Wednesdays!
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
[Repeat out]
Bonus Track: Twelve Days Of Lostness!
(To the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)
On the First day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
A Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Second day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Third day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Fourth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Fifth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Sixth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Seventh day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Eighth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Ninth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Tenth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Eleven Websites Hyping
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Deep Breath Now!
Twelve Eps Re-running
Eleven Websites Hyping
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
TwoShirtless Loves...
..and a Giant Hug from Hurley!!!
All songs re-written by The Partyman
2005 GeekGasm Records
A Festive Feast of Fandom Fun
The Partyman Is Coming To Town!
(To the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He wakes up while you’re sleeping
He sleeps while you’re awake!
He drinks a Pink Mandango
His posts have caused earthquakes!
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
Spoilerfont Art
Lobsters and Bears
A British Accent
And a Mighty Mod Stare!
Pigeons that fly
Right over the sea
Many fangirls
That giggle and squee!
You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why…
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
He’s typing a post
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna be snarky if you haven’t been nice...
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
The Partyman is coming to town!
Come On Merry Christmas!
(To the tune of You All Everybody by Driveshaft)
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Making snowmen in the garden...
Wrapped in winter clothes...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Playing all your Secret Santa...
Wearing Reindeer Nose...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Gathered round the Christmas Tree...
Watching TV Shows...
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Come On Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas You All Everybody!
(To the tune of Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade)
Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?
Are you ready to mandango one and all?
Do you make your list for Santa?
Of Lost books and magazines?
Do you warm your winter nights with DvDs?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
Are you waiting for new eppies to arrive?
Are you making lots of space on TiVo drives?
Do your friends all try and tell ya
That your Lost-lust is insane
Do they think that something’s wrong inside your brain?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
What will your Mama do if she hears you talk of “…Daddy Issues”?
Aha Ahhh...
Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?
Are you ready to mandango one and all?
Do you scan the talk-show schedules?
For some Foxy, Josh or Dom?
Does your Dinner have some Peanut Butter on?
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
So Merry Christmas to You All
Everybody having fun!
Waiting for two times ten
Re-watching season one!
[repeat to fade]
Lost Christmas!
(To the tune of Last Christmas by Wham!)
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Having nightmares of flying high
They wanna see a rescue plane up in the sky
Going crazy, hard to recognise them
Weird things happen but it doesn’t surprise them
Lost Christmas
They live in caves and tents
It’s hard, now more than 40 days they’ve spent
It seems to them that they’re on their own
So they wish again, and relive flashbacks of home
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
They found a hatch
Buried in the ground
Now it’s open
A wonderland they’ve found
At first they thought it was a deserted Island
Now they know of people there for a while and...
Faces of Others with a fire to start
Secrets uncovered and plans torn apart
Oooh Oooh
They’re in a lot of trouble
They don’t know what to do
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Lost Christmas, they had a bad start
On the way to LA, now all castaway
This year, to save them from fear
They’re wishing for something special
Faces of Others with a fire to start
Secrets uncovered and plans torn apart
Oooh Oooh
They’re wishing for something
They’re wishing for something special
Fuselage Christmastime
(To the tune of Wonderful Chrsitmastime by Paul McCartney)
The Fuse is bright
The sprits up
Online tonight
To share the love
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Gather round
The cyber-tree
There’s presents there
For you and me
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
A choir of newbies sing their song
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ooooooooooh
Ooooooooooh
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Grab a glass
Of Christmas cheer
Let’s celebrate
We’re Lostkateers
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
A choir of newbies sing their song
We’ll help if they go wrong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Ping Pong
Having fun
With mistletoe
Perhaps a *smooch*
Or mandango
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
The Fuse is bright
The sprits up
Online tonight
To share the love
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Simply having a Fuselage Christmastime
Ooooooooooh….
Boar Hunt
(To the tune of Sleigh Ride)
Just hear those boar’s a-screeching, strange creatures creature-ing too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
You feel the Island calling, our friends are boring, its true
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
Our cheeks aren’t nice or rosy, nor comfy cozy are we
We’re trekking off together in hot wet weather to see
Let’s take that path before us and look for boars, we need food
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
We are the hunting party and fans may think that we’re gay
But we’re the perfect team to find island dreams today
So listen to the sound of the torch you just dropped
We seem to have found a strange hatch in the ground we should stop
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
There’s a spooky feeling nobody here can deny
When we hear the monster we kinda hope we don’t die
Although our plane was crashed and our dreams were smashed we survived
And now this hatch is gonna make quite a scratch on our lives
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, let’s go
No need to be slow
We’re both part of a brilliant TV show
Move your ass, move your ass, move your ass, don’t stand
Get a knife in your hand
We’re hunting along with a song of a mysterious Island
Just hear those boar’s a-screeching, strange creatures creature-ing too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
You feel the Island calling, our friends are boring, its true
Come on it’s lovely weather for a boar hunt together with you
Island Wonderland
(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Monster screams
Are you listening?
In the trees
Something whispering?
A beautiful sight
But not part of the flight
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
Gone away
Is the plane now
Here to stay
Is the pain now
It’s all going wrong
Been here for too long
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
In the valley we can build a Golf Course
And pretend that we’re like Tiger Woods
You can boast your brilliant swinging of course
But betting with the girls will do no good!
Later on
We’ll perspire
As we sit
By the fire
We’re slightly afraid
We want to be saved
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
In the valley we can build a Golf Course
And pretend that we’re all really good
We’ll have lots of fun upon the Gold Course
Until Eko turns up in Sawyer’s blood!
When it rains
Ain’t it chilling?
Those Others
Are they killing?
Don’t know what to say
Want to get away
Lost here on an Island Wonderland
Lost here… on an Island Wonderland!
The Christmas Song
(To the tune of The Christmas Song)
Boar meat roasting on an open fire
Sulphur smells on shower hose
Island songs being sung by a liar
And warm wet sand between the toes
But everybody knows a turkey and some misletoe
Helps to make the season bright
They're lost on an island and they'll never know
If Santa's on his sleigh tonight
They flew from Sydney to LA
But then they had a bit of trouble on the way
And little Baby Aaron, he would cry
If he knew he was missing reindeer that fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To all the island girls and men
They've been stuck there for around fifty days
Merry Christmas to them!
Santa JJ
(To the tune of Santa Baby)
Santa JJ
Slip a spoiler under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good boy
Santa JJ
I need to know that Sydney’s alright!
Santa JJ
I just can’t wait for the MI:3, agree?
I want it to be here
Santa JJ
I want to see the Cruise in your sights!
Think of all the shows I’ve seen
Think of all the magic on my TV screen
Next year it could be oh so good
If you check off my Rambaldi dream…
Santa JJ
I love APO and don’t want them to go
I’ve been addicted for years
Santa JJ
Make sure you get the finale right!
Santa JJ
One little thing that I really need, is speed
I hate the hiatus time
Santa JJ
No-rerun Season Four was delight!
Santa JJ
I hope that at the end of Five, they survive
Syd alive would be nice
Santa JJ
I need to know they’ll live through the fights!
Will you direct some Lost Season Three?
I want to see some more Kate running through the trees
I really do believe in you
Your TV Shows make me Squee…
Santa JJ
I forgot to mention one little thing, I sing
When I’m tired at home
Santa JJ
I hope this song amuses tonight!
I hope this song amuses tonight!
And have a lovely Christmas, alright?
Javi's Way / Oh my lord
(To the tune of Mary's Boy Child/Oh My Lord by Boney M)
He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays
We’ll mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way
Not long ago in Hollywood, he met with Damon and JJ
Now he works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
While Lost fans browse the web at night
They see a shining font of red
Javi’s at The Fuselage
They have to read the things he has said!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
For a moment the board was aglow
All the lurkers woke
There were posts of fun and laughter
Minions shouting let everyone know
There is hope for all to find geek
Now Speaker and his cyber-friends
Thought to Minionize his might
They spread the seeds of Javi thought
Now they have their own website!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
His Minions have official drinks
A handshake only they know
And the unique official sport
Airborne elephant polo!
Hark now hear the Minions sing, they Point at Things and say
We’ll Mandango for evermore, because of Javi’s way!
(He works on our favourite show, we watch it on Wednesdays)
For a moment the board was aglow
All the lurkers woke
There were posts of fun and laughter
Minions shouting let everyone know
There is hope for all to find geek
Oh my lord. (*point*) Here came a show to save us
Oh my lord. (*point*) Lost is just so contagious
Oh my lord. (*point*) Look at the stuff you gave us
Your eppies we adore
Oh my lord. (*point*) You work is watched by millions
Oh my lord. (*point*) You give us great opinions
Oh my lord. (*point*) We’re proud to be your Minions
You always give us more
Oh my lord. (*point*) You wrote a script and shot it
Oh my lord. (*point*) You know, you’ve really got it
Oh my lord. (*point*) You dared to hang the Hobbit
And drove the fangirls mad
Oh my lord. (*point*) You give us sweet frustration
Oh my lord. (*point*) Revealed the Dharma Station
Oh my lord. (*point*) We’re full of admiration
That you exist, we’re glad
Oh my lord. (*point*) Here came a show to save us
Oh my lord. (*point*) Lost is just so contagious
Oh my lord. (*point*) Look at the stuff you gave us
Your eppies we adore…
[Fade out]
I Believe In JJ Abrams
(To the tune of I Believe In Father Christmas by Greg Lake)
We hoped that they’d all be rescued
We hoped that they’d all be saved
But instead it just kept on raining
Now Boone and Shannon lie in their graves
We remember the day they got there
The violent crash and the loss of life
Then the noise from the trees, and the talk of disease
The lives full of fear and strife
They sold us a TV drama
They sold us on “where are we?”
And they told us a crazy story
‘Till we believed in the mystery
And I believe in JJ Abrams
And I look to the screen with excited eyes
And each Thursday morn, I’ll be online ‘till dawn
‘Cause Damon and Carlton are wise
I wish that it wasn’t Christmas
I wish we were in new year
The break’s filled with pain and sadness
I want new episodes to be here!
I believe in JJ Abrams
I believe in his winning team
I’ll sing it out loud, I’m a fan and I’m proud
It is the best show on the screen
I Wish It Could Be Wednesday Everyday!
(To the tune of I Wish It Could be Christmas Everday by Roy Wood and Wizzard)
When the pigeons bring the show
After several hours or so
It puts a great big smile, on my little face!
Then I jump out of my bed
Take a tablet for my head
And I grab some toast
I know that sweet new Lost is on the way!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Well it's got that magic spark
And its funny and its dark
And the Evil Numbers gonna drive us all crazy!
It really gets into your brain
It's addictive and insane
So we'll keep on watching
While it blows all the other shows away!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
When the pigeons bring the show (when the pigeons bring the show)
After several hours or so (after several hours or so)
It puts a great big smile, on my little face!
Thanks to Damon and JJ (Damon and JJ)
All the Lost fans get to play (Lost fans get to play)
With all the games and the theories on the show
That we know every Wednesday!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Okay Party People! Take it!
Well I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
With new Lost episodes on the TV, yay!
Oh, I wish it could be Wednesday everyday
Let the fans sing out for Wednesday!
Why don't you show your love for Wednesdays!
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
(When the pigeons bring the show)
[Repeat out]
Bonus Track: Twelve Days Of Lostness!
(To the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)
On the First day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
A Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Second day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Third day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Fourth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Fifth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Sixth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Seventh day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Eighth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Ninth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Tenth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Eleven Websites Hyping
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
Two Shirtless Loves
and a Giant Hug from Hurley
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the Island gave to me...
Deep Breath Now!
Twelve Eps Re-running
Eleven Websites Hyping
Ten Others Creeping
Nine Scenes Romancing
Eight Mysteries Milking
Seven Tailies Swimming
Six Trees a Swaying
FIVE GOLFING SWINGS!!!
Four Worried Words
Three Fetched Pens
TwoShirtless Loves...
..and a Giant Hug from Hurley!!!
All songs re-written by The Partyman
2005 GeekGasm Records