one giant clusterfuck
i went over to chris's around 8 and we decided to go mini golfing.
we started by going to get gas for chris's car, and right when i got in i noticed how absotlutely rancid his car smelled because of the previous night's food fight. so what happens when a car smells bad? you buy some car fresheners. brooks had the worst selection of car fresheners imaginable, and they all smelled like baby powder. johnny's had none whatsoever, so chris got gas at vasco while i went into shell to see their car fresheners -- a much nicer selection...or so i thought. i bought 'vanillanova' thinking it would slightly resemble chris's previous 'vanilla,' which was a wonderful scent. i got two of them because i wanted one for my car. so i open up one of the 'vanillanovas,' took a deep whiff, and almost threw up. it could have possibly been the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life. then we heard tiny dancer on the radio and i was happy. i love that song. we still had one un-opened car freshener so we went back to shell and swapped for a different scent. i thought we should have chose 'leather,' but chris insisted on 'freedom' because he liked the picture of the eagle on it. loser. so we get outside, open up 'freedom' and it was even worse than the other one. it smelled like soap. only terrible smelling soap. the kind of soap that if you were in the shower and you picked up this soap, you would put it down and take a soapless shower before using it. who wants their car to smell like soap anyway? honestly. so we could have easily ditched the car fresheners at the gas station, but instead of wasting our money we put all of them on the mirror and drove off to cvs feeling rather lightheaded because of the overwhelming stenches that mixed together with each other and the original stench to form a monster stench that got inside of our brains and depleted our brain cells at a rapid pace.
i never thought i could talk for so long about car fresheners.
cvs was yet another failure, so after wasting an hour on car fresheners we decided that it was finally time to go mini-golfing. we made it to richardson's in record time and blasted bananas in the parking lot. we saw kelly, bidgood, carreri, pat, and brinch when we got there. they had all been playing before we got there, but none of them had any clubs or balls. that's because they broke all of their clubs and threw them into one of the ponds on the course. we started playing and they left us alone for a while, but they eventually came back and threw chris's ball in the volcano. they left after some more torment, and chris and i finished the round with one ball.
we finished around 10:15, looked at the prices of ice cream, then left to go to soc's to visit ananas on her first night back at work. kristen, caitlin, and alley were there when we arrived, but they left shortly. i didn't want to get any ice cream because i had two pints of ben & jerry's waiting for me back home, but i couldn't resist. i got a mocha chip and chris got the usual, only they weren't free because her stupid supervisor was there. we didn't stay for too long, because we had to go meet laura at brooks. we were only at brooks for like five minutes, but it was a hilarious five minutes.
so we left there and started to head home, when we saw a group of kids gathered on the side of the street. i stuck my head out the window to yell at them and i realized it was andrew and alex along with steve and friedrich and some other people that i don't know nor care about. friedrich cut his hair and it looks terrible, but i love him anyway. no, it really doesn't look terrible, actually i have no idea how it looks because it was too dark for me to tell. anyway, they had a frisbee, so we pulled over and played frisbee with them in the school parking lot for a while. then blake showed up, we played some more frisbee, and we went home.
and now i'm eating some more ice cream.
it was one giant clusterfuck of people and places.
but i still wish i was in hartford.
we started by going to get gas for chris's car, and right when i got in i noticed how absotlutely rancid his car smelled because of the previous night's food fight. so what happens when a car smells bad? you buy some car fresheners. brooks had the worst selection of car fresheners imaginable, and they all smelled like baby powder. johnny's had none whatsoever, so chris got gas at vasco while i went into shell to see their car fresheners -- a much nicer selection...or so i thought. i bought 'vanillanova' thinking it would slightly resemble chris's previous 'vanilla,' which was a wonderful scent. i got two of them because i wanted one for my car. so i open up one of the 'vanillanovas,' took a deep whiff, and almost threw up. it could have possibly been the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life. then we heard tiny dancer on the radio and i was happy. i love that song. we still had one un-opened car freshener so we went back to shell and swapped for a different scent. i thought we should have chose 'leather,' but chris insisted on 'freedom' because he liked the picture of the eagle on it. loser. so we get outside, open up 'freedom' and it was even worse than the other one. it smelled like soap. only terrible smelling soap. the kind of soap that if you were in the shower and you picked up this soap, you would put it down and take a soapless shower before using it. who wants their car to smell like soap anyway? honestly. so we could have easily ditched the car fresheners at the gas station, but instead of wasting our money we put all of them on the mirror and drove off to cvs feeling rather lightheaded because of the overwhelming stenches that mixed together with each other and the original stench to form a monster stench that got inside of our brains and depleted our brain cells at a rapid pace.
i never thought i could talk for so long about car fresheners.
cvs was yet another failure, so after wasting an hour on car fresheners we decided that it was finally time to go mini-golfing. we made it to richardson's in record time and blasted bananas in the parking lot. we saw kelly, bidgood, carreri, pat, and brinch when we got there. they had all been playing before we got there, but none of them had any clubs or balls. that's because they broke all of their clubs and threw them into one of the ponds on the course. we started playing and they left us alone for a while, but they eventually came back and threw chris's ball in the volcano. they left after some more torment, and chris and i finished the round with one ball.
we finished around 10:15, looked at the prices of ice cream, then left to go to soc's to visit ananas on her first night back at work. kristen, caitlin, and alley were there when we arrived, but they left shortly. i didn't want to get any ice cream because i had two pints of ben & jerry's waiting for me back home, but i couldn't resist. i got a mocha chip and chris got the usual, only they weren't free because her stupid supervisor was there. we didn't stay for too long, because we had to go meet laura at brooks. we were only at brooks for like five minutes, but it was a hilarious five minutes.
so we left there and started to head home, when we saw a group of kids gathered on the side of the street. i stuck my head out the window to yell at them and i realized it was andrew and alex along with steve and friedrich and some other people that i don't know nor care about. friedrich cut his hair and it looks terrible, but i love him anyway. no, it really doesn't look terrible, actually i have no idea how it looks because it was too dark for me to tell. anyway, they had a frisbee, so we pulled over and played frisbee with them in the school parking lot for a while. then blake showed up, we played some more frisbee, and we went home.
and now i'm eating some more ice cream.
it was one giant clusterfuck of people and places.
but i still wish i was in hartford.