Once upon a time there was an ACTOR who thought of life as a play. He was not the most INTELLIGENT man, but he was know to be quite care free and HAPPY.
One day, by CHANCE in the havens, ZEUS saw the Actor reciting lines from a play to a herd of SHEEP. The great god laughed and cried as he watched the performance, and sent Iris down to make an offer to the skilled young man.
"Yong actor you have caught the eye of Zeus, and he was very pleased with your performance," Iris said as she descended to the Earth.
"I do enjoy when the audience is happy with a performance, make sure to give my thanks for his patronage," and with that the actor walked away humming to him self a strange song.
Iris returned to Zeus, and told him what happened. "He did not ask why you came to him?" Zeus asked very confused, as when god appear before mortals there is usually a reward. She simply did not understand it ether.
Zeus watched the actor preform for TREES in a garden, the Actors skills were still remarkable. Again Iris was sent and the actor thanked her for sending such a warm review and wondered off before the offer was made.
Zeus was not sure what was wrong with the young man but kept watching him and his performances. After a particularly good job, the actor had seemed to pleas the pond FOUNTAIN. As its genital sprays hit the moon light a rainbow formed and Iris came to him again, this time skipping formality.
"Zeus wants you to work as an unsurpassed actor, as that is what you are," said Iris before her feet even touched the grown.
"I will happily take Zeus's offer, but why did you not say this before?" replied the actor, as Zeus chuckled in the heavens.
"I did..." Iris was about to reply, but then decided it was best to continue with a few more formalities before he would take his new role as the lead actor in the minds of all. "What is your real name young actor?"
He replied with a smile and a bow, "MORPHEUS, at your service."