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You see more Texan flags than American flags....i do...really!
You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.....ya i do! and thats me!
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots...screw nice clothes...try wrangler jeans, a plad shirt, my cow boy hat and then my boots!
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries....dairy queen has the best burgers and fries!
You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds....hell ya i do! just like i prefer mr gatties to pizza hut!
You dress up to go shopping at the mall....maybe....ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT....so wut if i did?
You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree....i was poor in texas!
You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor....ya i do!
You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.....no i dont! it tastes so much better!
You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards......yes i can!
You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud....i had a pet scorpion named 'bud' once..does that count?
Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department......so? wuts wrong w/ that? u aint never had cactus jam?
You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents....ok? ur point?
You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine..if my salsa aint perfect....i take it back and write thee company!
You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.....so?
You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"...indeed it is!
You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.....yup!
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.....indeed i dont
Your Pastor wears boots....so? i wore wrangler jeans, a plad shirt, my cow boy hat, my boots and my holster w/ my cap gun in it to church!
There is no such thing as a "secret" sin....nope there aint!
The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Texas.
my trip to tampa......
we got to skool monday at 6. we loaded thee bus at 6:45 and leeft for tampa. we got to wesly chapel(sp). then we played at like 11:30. after that we went to crewtequeing(sp). after that we ate lunch. i had 2 hot dogs. but wee had some excitement durin lunch. right by me and my friend sarah, theree was a spider web on the wall, and being me, i like wild animals. so i tore it apart and found 3 egg sacks. then......BAM! a black widow spider jumps on ym hand! i weas like oh shit! and i threw it to the ground! then i put it into a gadoraide bottle and it died...so i thought... then i took it and showed it to mrs t. she was like "go throw that thing away" but...of coarse i dent, lol. oh yea...r scores...we got straight 2's! my mom thought that straight 2's were straight superiors, so she told ppl we got straight superiors, lol. then wew wetn to the hotel. went to cracker barrel, then a movie. i saw fever pitch...again. it was good. then we went to the hotel and i went to bed at like 1:30. i stayed up and watched blue collar t.v. it was hilaryus! then i woke up today and took a shower. then i ate breakfst and had coffee. then we left for home. we had lunch at 11. then we went to wonder works! it was awesome! and now here i am here!
i love u ashley!
shut up chelsea....
oh yea...p.s...............we as the nsbhs red wave band have discovered my natural ability to be the verey best at ddr!
p.s......i kno the 2nd "D" and the "R" stand for dance revolution.....but wuts the other "D" stand for?
You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.....ya i do! and thats me!
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots...screw nice clothes...try wrangler jeans, a plad shirt, my cow boy hat and then my boots!
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries....dairy queen has the best burgers and fries!
You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds....hell ya i do! just like i prefer mr gatties to pizza hut!
You dress up to go shopping at the mall....maybe....ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT....so wut if i did?
You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree....i was poor in texas!
You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor....ya i do!
You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.....no i dont! it tastes so much better!
You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards......yes i can!
You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud....i had a pet scorpion named 'bud' once..does that count?
Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department......so? wuts wrong w/ that? u aint never had cactus jam?
You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents....ok? ur point?
You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine..if my salsa aint perfect....i take it back and write thee company!
You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.....so?
You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"...indeed it is!
You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.....yup!
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.....indeed i dont
Your Pastor wears boots....so? i wore wrangler jeans, a plad shirt, my cow boy hat, my boots and my holster w/ my cap gun in it to church!
There is no such thing as a "secret" sin....nope there aint!
The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Texas.
my trip to tampa......
we got to skool monday at 6. we loaded thee bus at 6:45 and leeft for tampa. we got to wesly chapel(sp). then we played at like 11:30. after that we went to crewtequeing(sp). after that we ate lunch. i had 2 hot dogs. but wee had some excitement durin lunch. right by me and my friend sarah, theree was a spider web on the wall, and being me, i like wild animals. so i tore it apart and found 3 egg sacks. then......BAM! a black widow spider jumps on ym hand! i weas like oh shit! and i threw it to the ground! then i put it into a gadoraide bottle and it died...so i thought... then i took it and showed it to mrs t. she was like "go throw that thing away" but...of coarse i dent, lol. oh yea...r scores...we got straight 2's! my mom thought that straight 2's were straight superiors, so she told ppl we got straight superiors, lol. then wew wetn to the hotel. went to cracker barrel, then a movie. i saw fever pitch...again. it was good. then we went to the hotel and i went to bed at like 1:30. i stayed up and watched blue collar t.v. it was hilaryus! then i woke up today and took a shower. then i ate breakfst and had coffee. then we left for home. we had lunch at 11. then we went to wonder works! it was awesome! and now here i am here!
i love u ashley!
shut up chelsea....
oh yea...p.s...............we as the nsbhs red wave band have discovered my natural ability to be the verey best at ddr!
p.s......i kno the 2nd "D" and the "R" stand for dance revolution.....but wuts the other "D" stand for?