Venice is Sinking (Non Sequitously)

[boboppenheimer]

Ahhh... the mighty paralyser... there's just something about it... perhaps it's the fact that it's a fairly prissy drink but it's got such a manly name! Well... in calibration of the almighty paralyser... I've decided to drink a whole lot of em... well... it's more in calibration of unemployment and an over abundance of milk, cola, vodka and kaluha... but that's neither here nor there. Today I was offered a job... they didn't give me nearly what I need... so I think I'll wait for something better to come along. This makes me sad... it seemed like it might be a good job. I've got car payments, rent and the whole eating thing to worry about. meh... There's always time. I applied for about a dozen jobs today... one of em'll get back to me by Mondayish, I'm sure... Other than that... life is pretty mellow... been sitting around and going for dinner with lots of people all week. Got a new phone... it's pretty neat! It's got a camera and everything! (Man I'm behind the times!) Hmmm... need another drink... poured that one a little strong... I guess the next round is going to be vodka, cola and milk... I'll keep you posted on that one, gentle reader. Until then, though... I think I'm going to rock out to Neil Diamond and drink my paralyser and ponder the stupid things I'm going to do when the snow goes away (see video below). As I probably won't post until after the weekend... y'all have fun and whatnot!

I don't know why this made me giggle... but it did! :D

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!