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A man is drunk at a pub one night. when he hears last call, he gets up off of his chaire to leave but falls flat on his face.. he gets up to try and walk again only to falls flat on his face again,, so he decides to crawl outside thinking some fresh air will sober him a little and make him be able to stand up, but only stood up to have the same effect,, he cralws 4 blocks to his house and tries to stand up to open the door but falls on his face again.... he finaly makes it through the door and crawls to his bedroom,,, and with all of his strength,, stands upright as best he can and falls on his bed and in moments, he is asleep. he woke up to find his wife screaming at him "you were at the pub last night wern't you?" the man sais "no..what do you... i dont know what your talking about....." the wife responds,, "the pub just called and said you left your wheelchair over there again"