GUESS WHAT? IM NOT BRANDON!!!
Ha-Ha! This is not Brandon writing this entry! It's his evil twin, Evil Brandon! Thought you could escape me did you, Regular-Brandon? Well, I've got news for you! And here is the news:
I have captured you and taken you to my secret lair seventeen leagues beneath the ocean! You are now strapped to big table and you cannot escape me! Pretty soon, a BIG MONSTER with a RAZOR BLADE HAND will ATTACK YOU! Then what will you do?
Nothing!
What did you think of that news? Did you like it? GOOD! Because I LOVED it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Now that I have access to all of Brandon's friends through LiveJournal, no one is safe! NO ONE! Not you MORNINGBELL 18!!! Or you, DONHOLLYWOOD! Hey, ECLAIREANDERSON, I'll bet you though you were safe...WELL YOU'RE NOT! All of you, doomed to perish and face my horrific wrath! Except you ABRILLIANTDANCE, you're safe.
JUST KIDDING! NO ONE IS SAFE! REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN I WROTE THAT?! NO ONE!
So now, I, EVIL BRANDON, dare anyone to face me. Not one of you can stop me. Go ahead and try! Your pathetic attempts to save Regular Brandon will prove just plain stupid and feeble, and instead you will watch him fall victim to my MONSTER WITH A RAZOR BLADE HAND!
HA HA HA!
The world is mine!!!
I have captured you and taken you to my secret lair seventeen leagues beneath the ocean! You are now strapped to big table and you cannot escape me! Pretty soon, a BIG MONSTER with a RAZOR BLADE HAND will ATTACK YOU! Then what will you do?
Nothing!
What did you think of that news? Did you like it? GOOD! Because I LOVED it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Now that I have access to all of Brandon's friends through LiveJournal, no one is safe! NO ONE! Not you MORNINGBELL 18!!! Or you, DONHOLLYWOOD! Hey, ECLAIREANDERSON, I'll bet you though you were safe...WELL YOU'RE NOT! All of you, doomed to perish and face my horrific wrath! Except you ABRILLIANTDANCE, you're safe.
JUST KIDDING! NO ONE IS SAFE! REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN I WROTE THAT?! NO ONE!
So now, I, EVIL BRANDON, dare anyone to face me. Not one of you can stop me. Go ahead and try! Your pathetic attempts to save Regular Brandon will prove just plain stupid and feeble, and instead you will watch him fall victim to my MONSTER WITH A RAZOR BLADE HAND!
HA HA HA!
The world is mine!!!