oo mann....
anonymous
December 1 2004, 04:11:27 UTC
when i first saw you i hated you cuz you and ryan carbon would always make fun of me in fith grade*fugly sluts*. wait..a crush on you..what gender is this supossed to be for again? well i know i don't, but someboday who's name starts with k and ends with it sure does!! jealous of you?? please..i have my own hot bod to be jealous of..god..idiot. i would consider you a friend..if you will have sex with me..in new and interesting postitions. other than that, no..i just fear your rash all the time, thats not friendship bud. ahhh..i guess your kinda snobby cuz...YOU MADE FUN OF ME IN FITH GRADE!!! no really, i would say that your crafty, you always find a way out of your hw..and i hate you for it...in terms of butt, it needs some work, lets just say..you def need to add more trans fats to your diet if you have any amibition of beating J-Lo in an ass shaking contest. hey don't give me that look..you asked!!! ummm...wasn't the love part already covered..question mark, question mark. you are...not as hot as emma?? yeah..that sounds good. Def. loud(take the hint). short (heheheheee), orginal, smart, fun, mature(in the sack/STD department). welll..your vagina is pretty hot..so ill say that your attractive..now give me sex..for cheap, im on a budget here. your def ghetto(cuz you mad danced with that crazy freshman at the semi-formal..hehehee..good times). your not really slutty..cuz you've never had sex(right?..please be right..i wanna be your first)god..this is long...am i done yet?? when you grow up you will write romance novels, about sophie, and then renact them with her(more authentic ya know?)you will marry a hobo, cuz they are bitchin' hot biotch!!soo you don't have a crush on me eh? well..then im out of ideas, sry. you def remind me of pikachu from pokemon cuz i can def see lightening coming out your ass(that would rule by the way..so if you don't know what to get me for my b-day...)oo my fav feature on you would have to be your..loopsided booooobss!!! which one is bigger again? not that it matters..neither will every be as big as mine!! soo true emma..A+!!!why thank you emma, wait..getting off tract.anyway..thats all im gonna do cuz the daily show is on!!
P.S.i wasn't kidding about the fire ass thing...
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fire ass??
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