In Memoriam
Memorial Day originally began back in the late 1860s. Families decorated the graves of those that fell during the Civil War. Now it is a National Holiday. So when you're enjoying your barbeque or cracking that fourth beer, remember the fallen.
And because you knew it was coming:
1) My uncle once: fought in the Persian Gulf.
2) Never in my life: will I betray a friend.
3) When I was five: I was drawing Ninja Turtles.
4) High School was: worth it.
5) I will never forget: the night Jeremy "died."
6) I once met: Pat Conroy.
7) There's this person I know who: I haven't seen in while.
8) Once, at a bar: I had the best drink ever: frozen rum and coke.
9) By noon I'm usually: on my lunch break.
10) Last night: I went to RiverFest....that's all I shall say.
11) If I only had: my paycheck
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll say a prayer for the friend I haven't seen in a while.
13) Terri Schiavo: was starved to death.
14) I like:good books, good music, and sweet tea.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a strange cartoon Nick is watching.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my kitchen.
17) You know I'm lying when: I don't talk much.
18) In grade school: I created three personalities: Bobby, The Bob, and Dr. Doom.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: a villian.
20) By this time next year: I'll be a year older.
21) A better name for me would be: Everett Simmons.
22) I have a hard time understanding: how people deny reason.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: .......I am going back in August.
24) You know I like you if: I return your calls.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: God.
26) I hope that: college gets easier.
27) Take my advice: "We're all mad here."
28) My ideal breakfast is: a biscuit with stawberry jam and honey.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "The Blues Singer" by Hank Williams, Jr.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you drive down the stretch between Cantrell and Kavenaugh at night with the Batman (1989) soundtrack blaring.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: sounds like some stoner ramblings.
32) Why won't anyone: come out and say what should be said.
33) If you spend the night at my house: you'd have a bed and I'd sleep on the floor.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: a death in the family.
35) The world could do without: dolts.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: chew it.
37) My favorite blonde is: Ann Coulter.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: some of my professors.
40) And by the way: I did what needed to be done and stand by it.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: enjoyed a Hank Williams, Jr. concert.
42) My grandmother always: buys me clothes, even when I don't deserve or need them.