Author:
vorpalbladesRating: This program has been rated R for language and adult content. Viewer discretion is advised.
Word Count: 1,183
Warnings: Ummm, crack. Yeah, be warned about the crack.
Characters, Pairings: Dean, Sam, eventual Bobby, minor character cameos, and one Skinemax actress who is being rewarded for good behavior.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never mine, sandbox blah blah.
Author’s Note: Alternate title of this fic is “Why vorpalblades is no longer allowed all-day Deadliest Catch marathons and extraordinary amounts of sugar-based substances.”
You can’t blame Dean for what happened. Not really, because honestly, how was he supposed to know to ask for one of the rooms without a curse?