this is a very important short story
Ring! ring! ring!
"that’s all that pay phone ever does."
"Who cares?"
"I care alright!"
"Why?"
"Why!? Because I want to know who has time to sit around and listen to the phone ring, that’s why ok?"
"Well hey I know who does."
"Oh yeah then who?
"Aqua man."
"Aqua man?"
"Yea aqua man."
"How the fuck does that even remotely touch base with any logic ever?"
"Because aqua man has absolutely nothing better to do. He is the shittiest super hero ever conceived in an animator’s perversion of a mind, that’s why."
"You masturbate a lot don’t you?"
"And you say I don’t make any sense, how have you reached such a genius conclusion?"
"Well who the fuck else has time to sit around and debate which super hero sucks the most besides someone who sits around and plays with themselves all day?"
"Fair enough but who else knows about these thoughts of a depraved pervert but a depraved pervert themselves?"
Someone who spends way too much time watching a payphone ring."
"So why don’t you pick it up? Pick it up? What’s wrong with you? That isn’t my pay phone nor would it be for me so why would I pick it up?"
"To find out who the fuck’s calling, retard."
"But that defeats the whole concept of waiting for whoever this phone call is for. I want to see what kind of person receives a phone call from a payphone at 2:45am."
"So why can’t you pick up and ask whoever is calling?"
"Well what if they hang up?"
"Who cares just pick it up."
"Why don’t you? Because I don’t give a fuck about how long that phone rings for." "Fine! I’ll pick it up." Click, "hello?" Bang! Bang! SRRREEEeeech.
"Jesus, Manny you ok? Manny? Oh jesus."
Moral of story never answer a pay phone at 2:45am when you know that it isn’t aquaman
"that’s all that pay phone ever does."
"Who cares?"
"I care alright!"
"Why?"
"Why!? Because I want to know who has time to sit around and listen to the phone ring, that’s why ok?"
"Well hey I know who does."
"Oh yeah then who?
"Aqua man."
"Aqua man?"
"Yea aqua man."
"How the fuck does that even remotely touch base with any logic ever?"
"Because aqua man has absolutely nothing better to do. He is the shittiest super hero ever conceived in an animator’s perversion of a mind, that’s why."
"You masturbate a lot don’t you?"
"And you say I don’t make any sense, how have you reached such a genius conclusion?"
"Well who the fuck else has time to sit around and debate which super hero sucks the most besides someone who sits around and plays with themselves all day?"
"Fair enough but who else knows about these thoughts of a depraved pervert but a depraved pervert themselves?"
Someone who spends way too much time watching a payphone ring."
"So why don’t you pick it up? Pick it up? What’s wrong with you? That isn’t my pay phone nor would it be for me so why would I pick it up?"
"To find out who the fuck’s calling, retard."
"But that defeats the whole concept of waiting for whoever this phone call is for. I want to see what kind of person receives a phone call from a payphone at 2:45am."
"So why can’t you pick up and ask whoever is calling?"
"Well what if they hang up?"
"Who cares just pick it up."
"Why don’t you? Because I don’t give a fuck about how long that phone rings for." "Fine! I’ll pick it up." Click, "hello?" Bang! Bang! SRRREEEeeech.
"Jesus, Manny you ok? Manny? Oh jesus."
Moral of story never answer a pay phone at 2:45am when you know that it isn’t aquaman