To Bill Brasky!
Brasky killed Paul Bunyan with his own axe in a dispute over which one was the father of the Blue Ox's children.
Bill Brasky is all of the mysertious creatures on ABC's "Lost," except the polar bear -- that was Brasky's mother. His father, incidentally, is a nuclear-powered woodchipper.
I remember when Brasky and I were riding out west. Actually, I wasn't so much "riding" as "walking around on all fours with a 900 pound Brasky on my back," but close enough. Anyway, we stumble across a federally protected herd of buffalo, which Brasky kills, rapes, and eats, in that order. Not two hours later, Brasky was getting the mud butt, and that's why you can't see to the bottom of the Mississippi.
Brasky once tried to take his family to Disney World, got lost, and that's how he ended up owning all of the able-bodied men in Ceylon.
Bill Brasky eats his young. Only those who survive the perilous journey through his digestive tract are deemed worthy to carry on his family name.
They use Brasky's toenails to plate the front of the space shuttles. They tried another material just once, and I don't think I have to tell you how that worked out.
Bill Brasky's corporate motto is, "We didn't invent men. We just invented raping men." Chik-fil-A sued over it, and that's why we have avian flu today.
Bill Brasky has called God a pussy to His face on seven occasions and gotten away with it.
Three of India's official languages are based on what Brasky sounds like after he's had too much whiskey, PCP, and undepleted uranium, respectively.
All humans would have cloaca if Brasky didn't tear them a new asshole at birth for no other reason besides giving him something else to rape.
Bill Brasky came into the pet store I work at once. By the time he left, the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" had been proven almost seventeen hundred times. He also tried to popularize a lesser-known phrase, "There's more than one way to vivisect a bunny".
The expression, "wrap your mind around that" also comse from Brasky, but originally it described something that he literally did with your brain. As you'd expect, though, the "that" did indeed refer to Brasky's enormous member.
Also, when offered a choice between "paper" and "plastic" in checkout lines, Brasky always picks "the flesh of the living," because it's biodegradable and delicious.
Bill Brasky does not go hunting, because that word implies the probability of failure. Bill Brasky goes killing.
Bill Brasky is why Waldo is hiding.
Bill Brasky is all of the mysertious creatures on ABC's "Lost," except the polar bear -- that was Brasky's mother. His father, incidentally, is a nuclear-powered woodchipper.
I remember when Brasky and I were riding out west. Actually, I wasn't so much "riding" as "walking around on all fours with a 900 pound Brasky on my back," but close enough. Anyway, we stumble across a federally protected herd of buffalo, which Brasky kills, rapes, and eats, in that order. Not two hours later, Brasky was getting the mud butt, and that's why you can't see to the bottom of the Mississippi.
Brasky once tried to take his family to Disney World, got lost, and that's how he ended up owning all of the able-bodied men in Ceylon.
Bill Brasky eats his young. Only those who survive the perilous journey through his digestive tract are deemed worthy to carry on his family name.
They use Brasky's toenails to plate the front of the space shuttles. They tried another material just once, and I don't think I have to tell you how that worked out.
Bill Brasky's corporate motto is, "We didn't invent men. We just invented raping men." Chik-fil-A sued over it, and that's why we have avian flu today.
Bill Brasky has called God a pussy to His face on seven occasions and gotten away with it.
Three of India's official languages are based on what Brasky sounds like after he's had too much whiskey, PCP, and undepleted uranium, respectively.
All humans would have cloaca if Brasky didn't tear them a new asshole at birth for no other reason besides giving him something else to rape.
Bill Brasky came into the pet store I work at once. By the time he left, the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" had been proven almost seventeen hundred times. He also tried to popularize a lesser-known phrase, "There's more than one way to vivisect a bunny".
The expression, "wrap your mind around that" also comse from Brasky, but originally it described something that he literally did with your brain. As you'd expect, though, the "that" did indeed refer to Brasky's enormous member.
Also, when offered a choice between "paper" and "plastic" in checkout lines, Brasky always picks "the flesh of the living," because it's biodegradable and delicious.
Bill Brasky does not go hunting, because that word implies the probability of failure. Bill Brasky goes killing.
Bill Brasky is why Waldo is hiding.