Opinions with Loud Voices...
Tim called me earlier today... and amidst talking, we proclaimed I dislikes for random things. And then the suggestion gets made that we write emails to these companies or individuals displaying or displeasure with them, all of them complete with pseudonyms (of course we don't them to know who we are >_>). Tim spit out what he wanted in it and I cleaned it up and put it in letter form. Some of them were jokes, others were actually serious... And I set them up in different fashions.. some are formal and correct, others are informal and sloppy.. and i even think i did one in 1337 >_>;. Anyway.. prior to mailing all of them , I copy/pasted and saved them all to a Word file so I can share with all my friends ^_^....
To whom this may concern:
Let it be known that I don't watch television that much. In fact, I average barely above 3 hours of tv any given day. But the time that I do watch, I see commercials for the McDonald's establishment. And I have noticed that the actors and actresses in these commercials do not represent those who attend their local McDonald's very well. I did not see one actor over or within range of 200+ pounds. That is the true demographic you're aiming to. So why should you be prejudice against that same demographic by disqualifying them from appearing in any sort of your advertisements. Not only that, but the actors and actresses in these commercials, all of which I'm sure do not even eat at your establishment, certainly all have an eating disorder of some sort. So it is by these 2 sheer facts that you support media prejudice and eating disorders. For shame.
I eat at Subway. Eat Fresh, suckers!
From: Larry Lennox & Bobby Tazer
Avril,
If you're the new face of punk like so many magazines say so, I'm going to start listening to operas. Seriously.
And has anyone ever told you that you look like a man?
From: TomTom and Shane
Britney,
Aren't you tired of being the corporate market's puppet to garner media attention? I mean, most people would have at least some sort of morals. But you've seen to have demoted them all since you've been in spotlight. How much money do you get if someone mentions your name now? Right now, I can only view you as the very definition of "sell-out". I mean, do you even have a shred of dignity left? I sure wouldn't if I was in your shoes. And I'm not even talking about your music talent (or lack there of). I'm talking about your blatant abuse of MTV and the music media (not to mention all your skin-baring magazine photos and music videos) as a way to get to the top. It's a disgraceful way of living. I would also like to point out that I'm really glad that I don't have kids yet so they are not looking up to you as a role model. I saw a kid the other day, maybe 8 or 9, dressing like you did in your "I'm a Slave 4 U" video. For shame.
In closing... at least Christina Aguilera can sing
From: Jerome and Tyrone
Dear Gatorade,
I love Gatorade. I'm like... addicted to the stuff. It's like my water. And the commercials you run are ... well better than others. But while I'm a sports enthusiast, I play golf and tennis. And I don't see any golfers or tennis players on your commercials. Do you have something against golfers? I mean, sure we don't exactly do a whole lot physically. But under a hot sun on the links, it sure can get brutal. If you can at least consider putting a golfer in your next commercial, you would have one happy customer. Thanx.
-Ray and Silent Bill
J-Lo,
Will you marry me? (you seem to be marrying everyone these days. So I figure that I have a good shot). If that's a yes, reply to my email plz k thnx.
-Timbo the Bimbo
OMG, Jim Carry. U R s0 Aw3S0Me! I wuz WoNdering iff u were going 2 make Ace Ventura 3 n-e time soon. Taht would b sooo f00king cool if u did! but it'z ok if you dont. I'll b happey with just watching Ace Ventura 1 & 2 teh rest of my 1ife! i put my a0L skreen naime at teh bottom if u evr want 2 talk. OMG, taht would be so AEWSOME!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
-c0oL_d00d-23
Hello Red Sox players and management,
I was wondering if you ever thought of calling an exorcist to help you with that curse problem you have. You might want to think about it because that may be the only way you can ever win. Case in point: Aaron Boone hit the game-winning homerun. Any team that loses a game to Aaron motherfuckin' Boone has to be cursed, hexed, jinxed, and on a very long losing streak. In your case, an 86-year losing streak.
Hang in there, Boston. You still have the wildcard to hope for. ^_^
-2 Yankee fans
MTV,
I would personally like to thank you for playing all pop, rap, and crap rock and ignoring all the well-deserving, melodic, truely-gifted bands who actually deserve some sort of attention. Because all the world needs is to adore people who forsake the music and use it as a tool just to get famous. It's for this reason why I have a personal ban on your channel that has reached 11 months.
6Gig... Rustic Overtones... Black Rebel Motorcycle Club... THAT's good music. And you're playing Good Charlotte, Blink 182, and all this rap horseshit. God, it's not even required tohave any talent. It's just talking in rhythm. I don't know how anyone can tell these "songs" apart.
See you in Hell,
Tim and Bob
FOX:
The Simple Life ... Mr. Personality... Paradise Hotel... Temptation Island... as well as countless others. When will this madness stop? ... All these so-called "reality" shows are hardly any reality that you or I are living, unless you get Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to show up at my house of whatever. All these shows just suck, and are just excuses to show skin on tv and garner all the tv ratings from horny 40-year old fat bastards that still live with their mothers.
And I hate you for American Idol. The epitome of my hate is for that show. If it wasn't for your NFL programming, I wouldn't watch your channel at all.
(But seriously though, if you can arrange for Paris and Nicole to come to my house, let me know)
from Timmy Timmy Tim Tim
William Hung:
I have one thing to say. You are living the American dream. You've done absolutely nothing and yet are being praised for it, becoming rich for it, becoming famous for it. And at the same time, while your talentless self is enjoying the riches of stardom, a more deserving, more talented, more qualified, better singer or band is struggling to get a record deal, which may have been the deal that you have right now. Classic America: hard worker gets no breaks.
Willaim Hung, you are a disgrace to America. A talentless, no-account, college dropout like you does not deserve to have a record deal. But it's not just that, it's the fact that you aren't singing any of "your own" songs, you just sing everyone else's shit. You are like the biggest joke in the music industry since Weird Al Yankovic. The only difference between you two is that Weird Al is being funny and stupid on purpose. You, on the other, probably think that you are as talented as anyone in the same profession. You are not.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a deformed fetus?
-Bobby McBobberson & Timmy McTimmerson
Courtney:
You are a talentless, ugly-ass bitch. Get the hell out of the media.
from everyone in modern society
When/if I receieve anything back, I'll post a replies post down the road ^_~
and yayayayayayayayay! Friday needs to come here like RIGHT NOW! That's official Bobbo-and-Elyse-get-to-hang-out Day! :D
(btw, Happy 200th Entry to me!) :)
To whom this may concern:
Let it be known that I don't watch television that much. In fact, I average barely above 3 hours of tv any given day. But the time that I do watch, I see commercials for the McDonald's establishment. And I have noticed that the actors and actresses in these commercials do not represent those who attend their local McDonald's very well. I did not see one actor over or within range of 200+ pounds. That is the true demographic you're aiming to. So why should you be prejudice against that same demographic by disqualifying them from appearing in any sort of your advertisements. Not only that, but the actors and actresses in these commercials, all of which I'm sure do not even eat at your establishment, certainly all have an eating disorder of some sort. So it is by these 2 sheer facts that you support media prejudice and eating disorders. For shame.
I eat at Subway. Eat Fresh, suckers!
From: Larry Lennox & Bobby Tazer
Avril,
If you're the new face of punk like so many magazines say so, I'm going to start listening to operas. Seriously.
And has anyone ever told you that you look like a man?
From: TomTom and Shane
Britney,
Aren't you tired of being the corporate market's puppet to garner media attention? I mean, most people would have at least some sort of morals. But you've seen to have demoted them all since you've been in spotlight. How much money do you get if someone mentions your name now? Right now, I can only view you as the very definition of "sell-out". I mean, do you even have a shred of dignity left? I sure wouldn't if I was in your shoes. And I'm not even talking about your music talent (or lack there of). I'm talking about your blatant abuse of MTV and the music media (not to mention all your skin-baring magazine photos and music videos) as a way to get to the top. It's a disgraceful way of living. I would also like to point out that I'm really glad that I don't have kids yet so they are not looking up to you as a role model. I saw a kid the other day, maybe 8 or 9, dressing like you did in your "I'm a Slave 4 U" video. For shame.
In closing... at least Christina Aguilera can sing
From: Jerome and Tyrone
Dear Gatorade,
I love Gatorade. I'm like... addicted to the stuff. It's like my water. And the commercials you run are ... well better than others. But while I'm a sports enthusiast, I play golf and tennis. And I don't see any golfers or tennis players on your commercials. Do you have something against golfers? I mean, sure we don't exactly do a whole lot physically. But under a hot sun on the links, it sure can get brutal. If you can at least consider putting a golfer in your next commercial, you would have one happy customer. Thanx.
-Ray and Silent Bill
J-Lo,
Will you marry me? (you seem to be marrying everyone these days. So I figure that I have a good shot). If that's a yes, reply to my email plz k thnx.
-Timbo the Bimbo
OMG, Jim Carry. U R s0 Aw3S0Me! I wuz WoNdering iff u were going 2 make Ace Ventura 3 n-e time soon. Taht would b sooo f00king cool if u did! but it'z ok if you dont. I'll b happey with just watching Ace Ventura 1 & 2 teh rest of my 1ife! i put my a0L skreen naime at teh bottom if u evr want 2 talk. OMG, taht would be so AEWSOME!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
-c0oL_d00d-23
Hello Red Sox players and management,
I was wondering if you ever thought of calling an exorcist to help you with that curse problem you have. You might want to think about it because that may be the only way you can ever win. Case in point: Aaron Boone hit the game-winning homerun. Any team that loses a game to Aaron motherfuckin' Boone has to be cursed, hexed, jinxed, and on a very long losing streak. In your case, an 86-year losing streak.
Hang in there, Boston. You still have the wildcard to hope for. ^_^
-2 Yankee fans
MTV,
I would personally like to thank you for playing all pop, rap, and crap rock and ignoring all the well-deserving, melodic, truely-gifted bands who actually deserve some sort of attention. Because all the world needs is to adore people who forsake the music and use it as a tool just to get famous. It's for this reason why I have a personal ban on your channel that has reached 11 months.
6Gig... Rustic Overtones... Black Rebel Motorcycle Club... THAT's good music. And you're playing Good Charlotte, Blink 182, and all this rap horseshit. God, it's not even required tohave any talent. It's just talking in rhythm. I don't know how anyone can tell these "songs" apart.
See you in Hell,
Tim and Bob
FOX:
The Simple Life ... Mr. Personality... Paradise Hotel... Temptation Island... as well as countless others. When will this madness stop? ... All these so-called "reality" shows are hardly any reality that you or I are living, unless you get Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to show up at my house of whatever. All these shows just suck, and are just excuses to show skin on tv and garner all the tv ratings from horny 40-year old fat bastards that still live with their mothers.
And I hate you for American Idol. The epitome of my hate is for that show. If it wasn't for your NFL programming, I wouldn't watch your channel at all.
(But seriously though, if you can arrange for Paris and Nicole to come to my house, let me know)
from Timmy Timmy Tim Tim
William Hung:
I have one thing to say. You are living the American dream. You've done absolutely nothing and yet are being praised for it, becoming rich for it, becoming famous for it. And at the same time, while your talentless self is enjoying the riches of stardom, a more deserving, more talented, more qualified, better singer or band is struggling to get a record deal, which may have been the deal that you have right now. Classic America: hard worker gets no breaks.
Willaim Hung, you are a disgrace to America. A talentless, no-account, college dropout like you does not deserve to have a record deal. But it's not just that, it's the fact that you aren't singing any of "your own" songs, you just sing everyone else's shit. You are like the biggest joke in the music industry since Weird Al Yankovic. The only difference between you two is that Weird Al is being funny and stupid on purpose. You, on the other, probably think that you are as talented as anyone in the same profession. You are not.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a deformed fetus?
-Bobby McBobberson & Timmy McTimmerson
Courtney:
You are a talentless, ugly-ass bitch. Get the hell out of the media.
from everyone in modern society
When/if I receieve anything back, I'll post a replies post down the road ^_~
and yayayayayayayayay! Friday needs to come here like RIGHT NOW! That's official Bobbo-and-Elyse-get-to-hang-out Day! :D
(btw, Happy 200th Entry to me!) :)