The Laundromat Chronicles #12 -- Haiku
Laundromat again
Bringing my shit in to wash
Where are my damn socks?
People annoy me
Get your own god damn washer
This one is mine, bitch
I'm fucking tired
That's what I get for watching
Brian Regan live
Fuck Sarah Barallies
"I'm not gonna write you a
Love song?" Hypocrite
Stupid radio
CD player on the fritz
Argh, my tortured ears
Amazingly not cold
Spring is on the way. Huzzah!
Good times are in store
Douche spilled detergent
Green goo oozes everywhere
Slippery when wet
Laundry must get dry
But all dryers are in use
God, this day is suck
Bored bored I am bored
Magazines offer no such
Amusement to me
Banana cupcakes
Monkeys dancing, throwing what?
I suck at haikus
Bringing my shit in to wash
Where are my damn socks?
People annoy me
Get your own god damn washer
This one is mine, bitch
I'm fucking tired
That's what I get for watching
Brian Regan live
Fuck Sarah Barallies
"I'm not gonna write you a
Love song?" Hypocrite
Stupid radio
CD player on the fritz
Argh, my tortured ears
Amazingly not cold
Spring is on the way. Huzzah!
Good times are in store
Douche spilled detergent
Green goo oozes everywhere
Slippery when wet
Laundry must get dry
But all dryers are in use
God, this day is suck
Bored bored I am bored
Magazines offer no such
Amusement to me
Banana cupcakes
Monkeys dancing, throwing what?
I suck at haikus