Rocky Sock.
Needless to say, go Rockies. I wasted away 4 hours of my life that I won't get back watching the pathetic excuse of a game the Indians played last night. Watching it, I made a list of everything that I could've done that was more productive than watching the ire of my hatred make the World Series. Here is said list:
*Sleep
*Watch the Steelers/Broncos game on NBC
*Continue playing Final Fantasy 6
*Do laundry at scuzzy 24 hour landromat downtown
*Create shopping list for groceries.
*Stare at the ceiling
*Solve world hunger
*Light a Josh Beckett jersey on fire
*Send an angry letter to Hillary Clinton
*Drive to Boston and throw eggs at Fenway
*Meditate... no, seriously...
*Write a list about things I could be spending my time on.
The game was messed up, and with the mistakes that Cleveland made, there was no possible way they were going to be winners. Fuck you, Cleveland Ohio. Goddammit, I hate Ohio. First you re-elect George W. for 4 more years of douchebaggery, then you let Florida be champions two straight times, and now you can't even handle the Red Sox. I submit we nuke Ohio. Would anyone honestly miss it? Save for people who have relatives or friends there, I guarantee not.
So, Colorado Rockies. Here is my proposition. You go out and deny the Sox another unrightful World Series title, and I will make you an honorary Bobbo team for at least the next 2 years. I've already even started scouting the mall for a Rockies cap to wear for the next week (and potentially an additional week assuming all goes to plan). But the only place that had one was Lids, and it was grossly overpriced at 25 bucks. Quick! To the EBay-mobile!
New England is a horrible place to be right now. Red Sox caps and Patriots jerseys as far as the eye can see. Makes me want to buy a shotgun.
Seriously, why do I live here?
*Sleep
*Watch the Steelers/Broncos game on NBC
*Continue playing Final Fantasy 6
*Do laundry at scuzzy 24 hour landromat downtown
*Create shopping list for groceries.
*Stare at the ceiling
*Solve world hunger
*Light a Josh Beckett jersey on fire
*Send an angry letter to Hillary Clinton
*Drive to Boston and throw eggs at Fenway
*Meditate... no, seriously...
*Write a list about things I could be spending my time on.
The game was messed up, and with the mistakes that Cleveland made, there was no possible way they were going to be winners. Fuck you, Cleveland Ohio. Goddammit, I hate Ohio. First you re-elect George W. for 4 more years of douchebaggery, then you let Florida be champions two straight times, and now you can't even handle the Red Sox. I submit we nuke Ohio. Would anyone honestly miss it? Save for people who have relatives or friends there, I guarantee not.
So, Colorado Rockies. Here is my proposition. You go out and deny the Sox another unrightful World Series title, and I will make you an honorary Bobbo team for at least the next 2 years. I've already even started scouting the mall for a Rockies cap to wear for the next week (and potentially an additional week assuming all goes to plan). But the only place that had one was Lids, and it was grossly overpriced at 25 bucks. Quick! To the EBay-mobile!
New England is a horrible place to be right now. Red Sox caps and Patriots jerseys as far as the eye can see. Makes me want to buy a shotgun.
Seriously, why do I live here?