The Laundromat Chronicles #5 -- She's Got a TV Eye On Me.
For once, I am not greeted by the heat of a plethora of bumbling dryers. Finally, I do not hear the rumbling of the washers or the oldies station playing through the stereo overhead. For you see, I have laundry, but I have not come to the laundromat I have become familiar with to clean it. I am in a much more comfortable environment. My aunt and uncle traveled up north of the border. And while they are absent, they allowed me to borrow their washer and dryer for the weekend.
It's been pretty much ages since the last time I was able to wash my clothes in a housing environment. It's relaxing. No hustle and bussle like at the crowded laundromat. It's just dawned on me what would make for a great investment. A personal laundromat. Make it real homey and personal. Have some separate rooms with TVs and magazines. Just make it a real comfortable environment. Naturally, it would probably take a few more quarters to do a load. But honestly, I would pay it for the atmosphere.
With my clothes all wet and spinning, time to see what's on the old television. I don't believe I've carelessly watched TV without planning on watching something since I was a kid. Let's have a looksee at what the channels are playing.
Boston Red Sox vs. Baltimore Orioles
Baseball. A Bobbo classic.. even if it is the ire of my hate against a worthless cellar dwellar with an unusually good ace (that being Bedard). But as Daniel Cabrera isn't pitching today, and thus won't be throwing at Dustin Pedroia anymore, I think this game is worth bypassing.
Seinfeld
Heh. It's the Junior Mint episode.
It's chocolate, it's mint. It's delicious!
Mythbusters
I love this show. It makes me feel smart. Plus Adam really really reminds me of James (S.) from high school. But I've seen this one already. The B team is testing vodka myths, like can it be used as a replacement for mouthwash. Sure, vodka can clean your foot of smelly stuff alright. But it's much better for consumption. Because when you're drunk, you don't care how your feet smell.
That's My Baby
I can see how this show could easily turn into Jerry Springer for animals.
"I ain't you baby joey's daddy!"
Hannah Montana
Sweet, I was hoping I would vomit today!
Carrie
Weird fucking whore with weird fucking powers. Don't diss the creepy girl at prom, peoples.
Sex and the City
Sweet, I was hoping I would vomit AGAIN today!
Dog the Bounty Hunter
A hero for rednecks everywhere.
Yep, now I remember why I don't randomly watch TV anymore. I've either seen it all or don't want to.
And now I'm out of laundry detergent.
It's been pretty much ages since the last time I was able to wash my clothes in a housing environment. It's relaxing. No hustle and bussle like at the crowded laundromat. It's just dawned on me what would make for a great investment. A personal laundromat. Make it real homey and personal. Have some separate rooms with TVs and magazines. Just make it a real comfortable environment. Naturally, it would probably take a few more quarters to do a load. But honestly, I would pay it for the atmosphere.
With my clothes all wet and spinning, time to see what's on the old television. I don't believe I've carelessly watched TV without planning on watching something since I was a kid. Let's have a looksee at what the channels are playing.
Boston Red Sox vs. Baltimore Orioles
Baseball. A Bobbo classic.. even if it is the ire of my hate against a worthless cellar dwellar with an unusually good ace (that being Bedard). But as Daniel Cabrera isn't pitching today, and thus won't be throwing at Dustin Pedroia anymore, I think this game is worth bypassing.
Seinfeld
Heh. It's the Junior Mint episode.
It's chocolate, it's mint. It's delicious!
Mythbusters
I love this show. It makes me feel smart. Plus Adam really really reminds me of James (S.) from high school. But I've seen this one already. The B team is testing vodka myths, like can it be used as a replacement for mouthwash. Sure, vodka can clean your foot of smelly stuff alright. But it's much better for consumption. Because when you're drunk, you don't care how your feet smell.
That's My Baby
I can see how this show could easily turn into Jerry Springer for animals.
"I ain't you baby joey's daddy!"
Hannah Montana
Sweet, I was hoping I would vomit today!
Carrie
Weird fucking whore with weird fucking powers. Don't diss the creepy girl at prom, peoples.
Sex and the City
Sweet, I was hoping I would vomit AGAIN today!
Dog the Bounty Hunter
A hero for rednecks everywhere.
Yep, now I remember why I don't randomly watch TV anymore. I've either seen it all or don't want to.
And now I'm out of laundry detergent.