You know you go to/ went to Divine Child High School If:::
1. You know what STUCO means and you think it makes absolute sense.
2. That if your going in one direction down the hall, you better be on the right side of the hall or be ready to get trampled.
3. you're excited to be a senior just so you won't have a dumb locker partner
4. Girls- wearing your white undershirt lower than your school blouse is THE THING to do.
5. You have to say hi to the teachers in the hall or risk having a lecture over announcements about being polite
6. (extended number 5) when your the first one to say hi to the teacher, they completely ignore you
7. you never show up to lunch on time, and anyone who does is considered a loser
8. water bottles = hard liquor
9. everyday during announcements, you always hear of someone who is injured, sick, or dying.
10. Whenever your really late for first hour, you just claim your tire was flat.
11. junior year is super exciting because you get 2 electives finally!
12. you carry no books in your backpack most of the time.
13. Your senior pranks consist of taking the clocks and stealing Jesus' hands.
14. Your hall passes are made of wood..
15. You get a instant detention just because your wearing a non uniform sweater.
16. you can wearing any color school shoes you want and no one cares.
17. there always one person who complains that your school socks are too busy and distracting to them
18. chewing gum in class is a miracle and you take full advantage of it
19. your teachers are easily distracted if asked the right questions.
20. girls like their skirts rly short and boys like their pants rly low
21. writing test answers on your hand isnt a crime, its your study guide
22. getting "pants" by someone is a normal activity during school
23. your never wanna eat tuna again because of the smell after 4th hour.
24. you always see a HAPPY BIRTHDAY sign on people lockers, even if its not their birthday.
25. the word "friday" takes on a new meaning: french fry day for lunch.
26. you LOVE fridays because you get out at 1:20 instead of the usual 2:30 EVERY FRIDAY!
27. You show up late to homeroom even though teachers threaten they'll mark you absent
28. You have a family member sign your Christian Service form, even if you didn't do the service
29. Your family buys all those damn December Dreaming tickets just so you can get those jean days.
30. You call Father John 'Shrek'.
31. All dances are taken away because you dance in such a way people think you might wake up pregnant the next morning.
32. You plan drinking parties the morning of Homecoming.
33. You can't mistake Mrs. King-Smith's bald spot.
34. You have to make an appointment with Mrs. Kozler a month in advance.
35. You know girls who are set on losing it to Mr. Bullaro.
36. You avoid Mr. Herman at all costs when you're out of uniform.
37. You purposely try to sneak past Herman to see if you'll get a detention.
38. You know when Mrs. Harvey's coming down the hall by the perfume radiating throughout the hall.
39. You dub the teachers with 'dawg'. (Murph-Dawg)
40. You fall asleep to Fr. Ed's sermons.
41. You have to piss like a mofo but Fr. Ed won't let you out of class.
42. You've sat through Mrs. Heskett's tales about Miles, the genius baby.
43. You have guys interrupting classes to ask a girl to Homecoming/Prom.
44. You encounter drama EVERY DAMN DAY!
45. You swear like a sailor
46. You chew gum in class and don't care if you get caught.
47. You know all the nuns' nicknames.
48. You're proud of being last in the Spirit Point competition.
49. You see PDAs as common place in the hallways.
50. You've been yelled at by doing PDAs.
51. (girls) Your head has been enlarged in the yearbook to cut off the cleavage that was shown by your hardly low cut top.
52. You imitate 'Mista Oppa' to a T.
53. You expose the 'magic' of the senior retreat.
54. Freshman actually cancel a counselor appointment because they have a quiz for that class.
55. You catch senioritis the end of JUNIOR year.
56. You can only get on NHS if you kiss enough ass.
57. You bundle up like you're crossing the Arctic when you have a class in 103.
59. You overhear people's sex-capades as you walk through the hallways.
60. Nosy juniors who have nothing better to do start shit with seniors on MySpace.
61. Having the prayer announcements wrong is a natural thing.
62. When a teacher never comes in to teach a class, no one cares....its just a free period.
63. You dased and confused through the halls in the morning because you really don't want to be in school.
64. Mr. Murphy thinks he is funny, but you don't most of the time....but you laugh anyways....or give him a stare.
65. You've gotton partnered up with at least one person who does not give a shit so you have to do all the work yourself.
66. You never really learn anything in Mr. Bullaro's class, but who cares.
67. Room 112 scares the hell out of you because you know you're in for a long class period with Mrs. King-Smith.
68. Ms. Last thinks she knows everything, but half of the stuff she says is off the wall.....or confuses the hell out of you....so you ask youself does she really know it all or is she crazy.
69.You remember Mr.Lloyd and immitate him on several occuasions!
70. You go through Mr. Igoes life story and hear him speaking in tongues as he tells you not to look at him while he does it.
71. You pay to have a jeans day and you still have to wear a Dc top.
72. You sit in MR. nicholas class and listen to him vent about his family problems as he stairs at the wall.
73. Or you sit in Mr. Nichols class and listen to him talk about sexy Egyptian women, drugs, or anything with sexual content...all class.
74. You hear the phrases "Speak now or forever hold your peace" or "NIFTY!" and immediately think of good 'ol Roz.
75. You have Mr. Lesnau as a teacher and are deadly afraid that he is going to shoot you if u mess up in class
76. You hear Mrs. Polo start talking in Spanish and have no clue what she is saying....and then she switches back to English and thinks she's been talking in English the whole time
77. You get yelled at for taking notes in Fr. Ed's class cuz he asumes ur 'doodeling'.
78. You get yelled at in Fr. Ed's class for slouching cuz he thinks ur sleeping even though ur looking right at him.
79: Gradeschool or not, you have 20 different names and 1000 different stories about Mr. Brunett.
80. Your teacher tells you she smoked pot in highschool.
81. Your first time making out you were in 7th grade; proves how christian like we act out of school..
82. You are a master at the art of cheating & cramming. (you have codes; things written on your hand..) and you can memorize shit at a minutes notice.
83. You get so annoyed in math class because after mr.Garchow makes a joke that nobody even laughs at he makes this weird ass noise with his mouth hahahaha.
84. Whenever we go to church.. they have police and police dogs searching our lockers//backpacks for drugs.
85. You know what JUG is.
86. Mr Corollo is a little to friendly towards the girls in his class
87. You've experienced "The Miracle of Life" and the drunk goggles care of Mrs. Knuth!
88. You have at least one assembly every year dealing with alcohol/substance abuse, suicide, sexual harrassment, etc.
89. When you're a senior with a 0 hour, it is not unusal walking through the parking lot at 6:57am to see other seniors sleeping in their cars in order to skip 0 hour.
90. You've never seen inside the door marked "Student Council Office", even if you're on Student Council.
91. You've learned that "life is difficult" from Mr. Kalinowski.....literally!
92. You layer up to go to school....and never take the layers off. You're literally convinced that there is no such thing as heat in the school.
93. You've seen at least one kid get his ass beat in the locker room.
94. You know that it's not smart to leave your shit out because it will either get pissed on or stolen.
95. (guys) It's no problem if you drop your pen or pencil, or even all the stuff from your backpack on the floor, you'll pick it up yourself....just to be able to see the "Color of the Day"
96. You think Ms. Kilcullen looks exactly Mitch Albom
2. That if your going in one direction down the hall, you better be on the right side of the hall or be ready to get trampled.
3. you're excited to be a senior just so you won't have a dumb locker partner
4. Girls- wearing your white undershirt lower than your school blouse is THE THING to do.
5. You have to say hi to the teachers in the hall or risk having a lecture over announcements about being polite
6. (extended number 5) when your the first one to say hi to the teacher, they completely ignore you
7. you never show up to lunch on time, and anyone who does is considered a loser
8. water bottles = hard liquor
9. everyday during announcements, you always hear of someone who is injured, sick, or dying.
10. Whenever your really late for first hour, you just claim your tire was flat.
11. junior year is super exciting because you get 2 electives finally!
12. you carry no books in your backpack most of the time.
13. Your senior pranks consist of taking the clocks and stealing Jesus' hands.
14. Your hall passes are made of wood..
15. You get a instant detention just because your wearing a non uniform sweater.
16. you can wearing any color school shoes you want and no one cares.
17. there always one person who complains that your school socks are too busy and distracting to them
18. chewing gum in class is a miracle and you take full advantage of it
19. your teachers are easily distracted if asked the right questions.
20. girls like their skirts rly short and boys like their pants rly low
21. writing test answers on your hand isnt a crime, its your study guide
22. getting "pants" by someone is a normal activity during school
23. your never wanna eat tuna again because of the smell after 4th hour.
24. you always see a HAPPY BIRTHDAY sign on people lockers, even if its not their birthday.
25. the word "friday" takes on a new meaning: french fry day for lunch.
26. you LOVE fridays because you get out at 1:20 instead of the usual 2:30 EVERY FRIDAY!
27. You show up late to homeroom even though teachers threaten they'll mark you absent
28. You have a family member sign your Christian Service form, even if you didn't do the service
29. Your family buys all those damn December Dreaming tickets just so you can get those jean days.
30. You call Father John 'Shrek'.
31. All dances are taken away because you dance in such a way people think you might wake up pregnant the next morning.
32. You plan drinking parties the morning of Homecoming.
33. You can't mistake Mrs. King-Smith's bald spot.
34. You have to make an appointment with Mrs. Kozler a month in advance.
35. You know girls who are set on losing it to Mr. Bullaro.
36. You avoid Mr. Herman at all costs when you're out of uniform.
37. You purposely try to sneak past Herman to see if you'll get a detention.
38. You know when Mrs. Harvey's coming down the hall by the perfume radiating throughout the hall.
39. You dub the teachers with 'dawg'. (Murph-Dawg)
40. You fall asleep to Fr. Ed's sermons.
41. You have to piss like a mofo but Fr. Ed won't let you out of class.
42. You've sat through Mrs. Heskett's tales about Miles, the genius baby.
43. You have guys interrupting classes to ask a girl to Homecoming/Prom.
44. You encounter drama EVERY DAMN DAY!
45. You swear like a sailor
46. You chew gum in class and don't care if you get caught.
47. You know all the nuns' nicknames.
48. You're proud of being last in the Spirit Point competition.
49. You see PDAs as common place in the hallways.
50. You've been yelled at by doing PDAs.
51. (girls) Your head has been enlarged in the yearbook to cut off the cleavage that was shown by your hardly low cut top.
52. You imitate 'Mista Oppa' to a T.
53. You expose the 'magic' of the senior retreat.
54. Freshman actually cancel a counselor appointment because they have a quiz for that class.
55. You catch senioritis the end of JUNIOR year.
56. You can only get on NHS if you kiss enough ass.
57. You bundle up like you're crossing the Arctic when you have a class in 103.
59. You overhear people's sex-capades as you walk through the hallways.
60. Nosy juniors who have nothing better to do start shit with seniors on MySpace.
61. Having the prayer announcements wrong is a natural thing.
62. When a teacher never comes in to teach a class, no one cares....its just a free period.
63. You dased and confused through the halls in the morning because you really don't want to be in school.
64. Mr. Murphy thinks he is funny, but you don't most of the time....but you laugh anyways....or give him a stare.
65. You've gotton partnered up with at least one person who does not give a shit so you have to do all the work yourself.
66. You never really learn anything in Mr. Bullaro's class, but who cares.
67. Room 112 scares the hell out of you because you know you're in for a long class period with Mrs. King-Smith.
68. Ms. Last thinks she knows everything, but half of the stuff she says is off the wall.....or confuses the hell out of you....so you ask youself does she really know it all or is she crazy.
69.You remember Mr.Lloyd and immitate him on several occuasions!
70. You go through Mr. Igoes life story and hear him speaking in tongues as he tells you not to look at him while he does it.
71. You pay to have a jeans day and you still have to wear a Dc top.
72. You sit in MR. nicholas class and listen to him vent about his family problems as he stairs at the wall.
73. Or you sit in Mr. Nichols class and listen to him talk about sexy Egyptian women, drugs, or anything with sexual content...all class.
74. You hear the phrases "Speak now or forever hold your peace" or "NIFTY!" and immediately think of good 'ol Roz.
75. You have Mr. Lesnau as a teacher and are deadly afraid that he is going to shoot you if u mess up in class
76. You hear Mrs. Polo start talking in Spanish and have no clue what she is saying....and then she switches back to English and thinks she's been talking in English the whole time
77. You get yelled at for taking notes in Fr. Ed's class cuz he asumes ur 'doodeling'.
78. You get yelled at in Fr. Ed's class for slouching cuz he thinks ur sleeping even though ur looking right at him.
79: Gradeschool or not, you have 20 different names and 1000 different stories about Mr. Brunett.
80. Your teacher tells you she smoked pot in highschool.
81. Your first time making out you were in 7th grade; proves how christian like we act out of school..
82. You are a master at the art of cheating & cramming. (you have codes; things written on your hand..) and you can memorize shit at a minutes notice.
83. You get so annoyed in math class because after mr.Garchow makes a joke that nobody even laughs at he makes this weird ass noise with his mouth hahahaha.
84. Whenever we go to church.. they have police and police dogs searching our lockers//backpacks for drugs.
85. You know what JUG is.
86. Mr Corollo is a little to friendly towards the girls in his class
87. You've experienced "The Miracle of Life" and the drunk goggles care of Mrs. Knuth!
88. You have at least one assembly every year dealing with alcohol/substance abuse, suicide, sexual harrassment, etc.
89. When you're a senior with a 0 hour, it is not unusal walking through the parking lot at 6:57am to see other seniors sleeping in their cars in order to skip 0 hour.
90. You've never seen inside the door marked "Student Council Office", even if you're on Student Council.
91. You've learned that "life is difficult" from Mr. Kalinowski.....literally!
92. You layer up to go to school....and never take the layers off. You're literally convinced that there is no such thing as heat in the school.
93. You've seen at least one kid get his ass beat in the locker room.
94. You know that it's not smart to leave your shit out because it will either get pissed on or stolen.
95. (guys) It's no problem if you drop your pen or pencil, or even all the stuff from your backpack on the floor, you'll pick it up yourself....just to be able to see the "Color of the Day"
96. You think Ms. Kilcullen looks exactly Mitch Albom