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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Weiners!

1. Cats use their weiners to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as weiners would protect them from evil spirits.
3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of weiners.
4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat weiners, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5. Weiners cannot swim.
6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of weiners.
7. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of weiners orbiting the Earth!
8. Finding weiners on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
9. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to weiners is 10:1.
10. When weiners is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!