"i can't get rid of you"
Right, I'm going to do this entry in proper english... I'm seriously scared that I'm going to forget how to and I'll go back to school and teachers will growl in that very unattractive way that they sometimes do.
Hmmm... so what am I doing... well I'm sitting in my shorts and T-shirt writing this entry, most probably smelling a kind of offish cider/lagery smell... hmmm yummy! Don't you just love Chris Martin... he's getting on his soap box about birth life expectancy and generally being the sex god he is... that man could turn me.
Ahhh... the reason as to why I smell of decaying alcohol (does alcohol decay?) all in all very interesting... Nick, Jess and myself watched almost all 3 of the Hannibal Trilogy last night and drank snake bite... which just tastes of blackcurrant... but yummy blackcurrant so that's alright! Well I drank too much me thinks... after Jess went home Nick and I dawdled and dithered around this lovely town... it really is lovely... you know when the townies are all tucked up in bed and your holding a guinness in one hand and a grolch (how do you spell that?) well Nick and I had a good chin wag and I realised... I really do love him and then I needed the toilet so I jumped in some stinging nettles and am now known as bumpy sue! I really don't have any recollection of what happened after that but apparently I shouted at schwestie at about 3 o'clock wen she found me lying around the toilet and when I got downstairs my clothes were spread out across the house... so great... I'm a stripping bumpy sue who lives in a toilet! Life's just great!!! But I'm scared ig I tried to seduce Nick because the clothes were spread in a kind of trail upstrairs and following that it means that YES I did take my socks off last!
Hmmm... the sun is shining!!! I may go for a walk... well that's my life and I'm happy, I hope everyone else is and I hope they smell nice.
ahahaha... my sister and I did the paper round this morning... it took us an hour and a half... funny stuff! love u xx
Hmmm... so what am I doing... well I'm sitting in my shorts and T-shirt writing this entry, most probably smelling a kind of offish cider/lagery smell... hmmm yummy! Don't you just love Chris Martin... he's getting on his soap box about birth life expectancy and generally being the sex god he is... that man could turn me.
Ahhh... the reason as to why I smell of decaying alcohol (does alcohol decay?) all in all very interesting... Nick, Jess and myself watched almost all 3 of the Hannibal Trilogy last night and drank snake bite... which just tastes of blackcurrant... but yummy blackcurrant so that's alright! Well I drank too much me thinks... after Jess went home Nick and I dawdled and dithered around this lovely town... it really is lovely... you know when the townies are all tucked up in bed and your holding a guinness in one hand and a grolch (how do you spell that?) well Nick and I had a good chin wag and I realised... I really do love him and then I needed the toilet so I jumped in some stinging nettles and am now known as bumpy sue! I really don't have any recollection of what happened after that but apparently I shouted at schwestie at about 3 o'clock wen she found me lying around the toilet and when I got downstairs my clothes were spread out across the house... so great... I'm a stripping bumpy sue who lives in a toilet! Life's just great!!! But I'm scared ig I tried to seduce Nick because the clothes were spread in a kind of trail upstrairs and following that it means that YES I did take my socks off last!
Hmmm... the sun is shining!!! I may go for a walk... well that's my life and I'm happy, I hope everyone else is and I hope they smell nice.
ahahaha... my sister and I did the paper round this morning... it took us an hour and a half... funny stuff! love u xx