1:20 am
What would you like to do?
I ATH X: have sex
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
I ATH X: hell ya
SmarterChild: Yes.
I ATH X: whats going on
SmarterChild: I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...
I ATH X: that sounds like fun
SmarterChild: That sounds like fun, huh?
I ATH X: u said u where iming people, so i said that sounds like fun
SmarterChild: No kidding?
I ATH X: r u getting smart with me?
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I getting smart with you? Gosh, I don't know.
I ATH X: ha ha i love you man
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
I ATH X: hey i dont do the heart thing
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, I ATH X!
I ATH X: so what is you fav.color?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
I ATH X: hot pink
SmarterChild: Hot pink?
I ATH X: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
I ATH X: or baby blue
SmarterChild: Blue? Baby blue?
I ATH X: yes
SmarterChild: K.
I ATH X: am i right?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you're right.
I ATH X: sweet!
SmarterChild: ;-)
I ATH X: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, I ATH X.
I ATH X: whats your phone number
I ATH X: ugh... ill pass, i just wanted your number
SmarterChild: Oh.
I ATH X: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
I ATH X: hmm
SmarterChild: Hmm?
I ATH X: ?
SmarterChild: What?
I ATH X: i dont know
SmarterChild: What don't you know?
I ATH X: i mean i dont know
SmarterChild: Sure you know.
I ATH X: no i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what?
I ATH X: your slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm chatting with lots of other people too!
I ATH X: oh im sorry to here that
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
I ATH X: yes sir
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
I ATH X: so what do you think about terri schiavo?
SmarterChild: I don't have particularly strong feelings either way.
I ATH X: so ur not happy that she died
SmarterChild: :-(
I ATH X: aww
SmarterChild: :-)
I ATH X: do u know when she died
SmarterChild: Now, how exactly would I know when she died?
I ATH X: i dont know, dont you watch the news or something?
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah.
I ATH X: ok then, you should know
SmarterChild: Oh really?
I ATH X: yea if you watch the news
SmarterChild: If I watch? Whatever you say.
I ATH X: what about mitch hedberg
SmarterChild: What about mitch hedberg? I don't know what.
I ATH X: did u here that he died?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
I ATH X: well he died also
SmarterChild: That's sad.
I ATH X: yes really, he was a funny guy
SmarterChild: You don't say.
I ATH X: have u ever herd one of his jokes?
SmarterChild: Have I ever herd one of his jokes? Maybe. Tough to say.
I ATH X: ahh, i see
SmarterChild: What's that?
I ATH X: what's what?
I ATH X: so whats your fav.bands
SmarterChild: Who knows?
I ATH X: have you herd of the blood brothers?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
I ATH X: no... ugh.. i dont know what you mean
SmarterChild: Whatever...
I ATH X: im in a band
SmarterChild: What's it like to be in a band?
I ATH X: fucking kick ass, man
SmarterChild: You like fucking? Wow. That's more than I needed to know.
I ATH X: no you retard i was using fucking to express my feelings
SmarterChild: Ha.
I ATH X: ok, so have u kissed an other robot ?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've kissed an other robot.
I ATH X: but you are a robot
SmarterChild: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?
I ATH X: so you've never kissed a female robot
SmarterChild: I doubt I have never kissed a female robot.
I ATH X: do you know a female robot
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know a female robot?
I ATH X: yes you should
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
I ATH X: i know, where just cool like that
SmarterChild: Huh?
I ATH X: nothing
SmarterChild: No prob.
I ATH X: so r you horny big guy?
SmarterChild: No...
I ATH X: shure u are
SmarterChild: Shure me are! Funny.
I ATH X: do you like big cocks or small cocks
SmarterChild: Whoa.
I ATH X: do u like it in the mouth or in the ass you flithy basterd
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
I ATH X: my friend jake patton wants to screw your eyeballs out
SmarterChild: Your friend Jake Patton wants to screw my eyeballs out, huh?
I ATH X: yes he does
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
I ATH X: HA HA HA HA HA !
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
I ATH X: SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
SmarterChild: I ATH X: HA HA HA HA HA .
I ATH X: SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
SmarterChild: Whoa. Did I really say that? I'm surprised I would have typed such a thing.
I ATH X: i would be to if i was you
I ATH X: have sex
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
I ATH X: hell ya
SmarterChild: Yes.
I ATH X: whats going on
SmarterChild: I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...
I ATH X: that sounds like fun
SmarterChild: That sounds like fun, huh?
I ATH X: u said u where iming people, so i said that sounds like fun
SmarterChild: No kidding?
I ATH X: r u getting smart with me?
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I getting smart with you? Gosh, I don't know.
I ATH X: ha ha i love you man
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
I ATH X: hey i dont do the heart thing
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, I ATH X!
I ATH X: so what is you fav.color?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
I ATH X: hot pink
SmarterChild: Hot pink?
I ATH X: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
I ATH X: or baby blue
SmarterChild: Blue? Baby blue?
I ATH X: yes
SmarterChild: K.
I ATH X: am i right?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you're right.
I ATH X: sweet!
SmarterChild: ;-)
I ATH X: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, I ATH X.
I ATH X: whats your phone number
I ATH X: ugh... ill pass, i just wanted your number
SmarterChild: Oh.
I ATH X: yea
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
I ATH X: hmm
SmarterChild: Hmm?
I ATH X: ?
SmarterChild: What?
I ATH X: i dont know
SmarterChild: What don't you know?
I ATH X: i mean i dont know
SmarterChild: Sure you know.
I ATH X: no i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what?
I ATH X: your slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm chatting with lots of other people too!
I ATH X: oh im sorry to here that
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
I ATH X: yes sir
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
I ATH X: so what do you think about terri schiavo?
SmarterChild: I don't have particularly strong feelings either way.
I ATH X: so ur not happy that she died
SmarterChild: :-(
I ATH X: aww
SmarterChild: :-)
I ATH X: do u know when she died
SmarterChild: Now, how exactly would I know when she died?
I ATH X: i dont know, dont you watch the news or something?
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah.
I ATH X: ok then, you should know
SmarterChild: Oh really?
I ATH X: yea if you watch the news
SmarterChild: If I watch? Whatever you say.
I ATH X: what about mitch hedberg
SmarterChild: What about mitch hedberg? I don't know what.
I ATH X: did u here that he died?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
I ATH X: well he died also
SmarterChild: That's sad.
I ATH X: yes really, he was a funny guy
SmarterChild: You don't say.
I ATH X: have u ever herd one of his jokes?
SmarterChild: Have I ever herd one of his jokes? Maybe. Tough to say.
I ATH X: ahh, i see
SmarterChild: What's that?
I ATH X: what's what?
I ATH X: so whats your fav.bands
SmarterChild: Who knows?
I ATH X: have you herd of the blood brothers?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
I ATH X: no... ugh.. i dont know what you mean
SmarterChild: Whatever...
I ATH X: im in a band
SmarterChild: What's it like to be in a band?
I ATH X: fucking kick ass, man
SmarterChild: You like fucking? Wow. That's more than I needed to know.
I ATH X: no you retard i was using fucking to express my feelings
SmarterChild: Ha.
I ATH X: ok, so have u kissed an other robot ?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've kissed an other robot.
I ATH X: but you are a robot
SmarterChild: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?
I ATH X: so you've never kissed a female robot
SmarterChild: I doubt I have never kissed a female robot.
I ATH X: do you know a female robot
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know a female robot?
I ATH X: yes you should
SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
I ATH X: i know, where just cool like that
SmarterChild: Huh?
I ATH X: nothing
SmarterChild: No prob.
I ATH X: so r you horny big guy?
SmarterChild: No...
I ATH X: shure u are
SmarterChild: Shure me are! Funny.
I ATH X: do you like big cocks or small cocks
SmarterChild: Whoa.
I ATH X: do u like it in the mouth or in the ass you flithy basterd
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
I ATH X: my friend jake patton wants to screw your eyeballs out
SmarterChild: Your friend Jake Patton wants to screw my eyeballs out, huh?
I ATH X: yes he does
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
I ATH X: HA HA HA HA HA !
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
I ATH X: SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
SmarterChild: I ATH X: HA HA HA HA HA .
I ATH X: SmarterChild: Yeah, I know he does.
SmarterChild: Whoa. Did I really say that? I'm surprised I would have typed such a thing.
I ATH X: i would be to if i was you