Brawler of the Fortnight

[bob_the_trout]

In honor of his upcoming birthday, we have a very special Brawler of the Fortnight this time. Today we're talking about Alfred, aka America.

• Alfred's unparalleled fear of ghosts makes it so he's unable to sleep at night unless someone sleeps with him. Up until the revolution this person used to be England who would always fall asleep before

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[studylicious]

...and the hay kind of was itchy.

[hailamericaaa]

At least it didn't get everywhere like the sand?

[studylicious]

Oh, yes. That's true! The sand was less itchy, too.

[hailamericaaa]

The beaches were more fun anyway.

[studylicious]

They were! It just felt a lot more lively!

[hailamericaaa]

It did! And there was more to do.

[studylicious]

I don't think I got bored once!