Brawler of the Fortnight
Welcome to Brawler of the Fortnight. Today we're talking about someone special. Yes. Prince Charming.
- By the time he was 15, Prince Charming had at least 1,412 "romantic conquests" under his belt.
- There are only two women on Brawl that Charming has no intention of seducing. One is Crona because he feels sorry for her and doesn't want to inadvertently hurt her.
- The other one is Winry, and that's because he doesn't want to jeopardize his friendship with Ed.
- That doesn't mean he's above some "harmless" flirting with her, however.
- On the subject of Ed, Charming strongly suspects Kimbley of foul play in the "Drachma" incident. While Charming knows he has no authority in the FMA fandom, he fully intends to keep an eye on Kimbley.
- Aside from his self-proclaimed ability to charm any woman he sets eyes on, Charming was considered to be the greatest swordsman in his kingdom before the exile. He has continued honing his skills for the 3 centuries he's been alive.
- Despite his cool attitude, Charming feels very guilty about all the women he's hurt over the years. So much so that he has nightmares that cause him to go weeks without sleep.
- Charming told Brawl that a large fortune came into the hands of the Fabletown government, which is why he plans to run for mayor. What he didn't tell Brawl was that the fortune only changed hands because he killed its former owner.
- The former owner happened to be the infamous Bluebeard who was planning to assassinate Snow White and Fabletown sheriff Bigby Wolf, which is how Charming was able avoid prosecution for his actions.
- Charming's marriage with Snow White officially came to an end after she caught him sleeping with her twin sister, Rose Red. Charming claims he was seduced.
- While he would never admit this, Charming once gave Snow White fencing lessons as a wedding present at her request.
- This caused her to be his main suspect in the murder of seven dwarf criminals which almost caused a war between his kingdom, and the dwarf kingdom.
- While he blames himself for the incident, he never trusted her again. This contributed to the divorce.
- While flirting, Prince Charming is always immediately and earnestly in love. It's the "happily ever after" that he can never seem to pull off.
- When making his FST, Charming used Alice Cooper's "Poison" to describe his ex-wives. He felt so guilty about this that he instructed his goblin butler Hobbes to immediately punch him in the face.
- He hid in his room for a week to hide the resulting black eye.
- Prince Charming is currently living with his second ex-wife Briar Rose, the richest (living) Fable in Fabletown. He convinced her to let him stay to help "make up for all the pain" he's caused her.
- Charming has no intention of living with his ex-wife forever, and has set his sights on the mayor's penthouse.
- Despite his outward annoyance, Charming actually hides some admiration for Katsura due to the fact that he has also been said to be forced from his homeland.
- In order to become rich again, Charming once tried to auction off his royal title.
- Due to some meddling on Snow White's behalf, the plan failed tremendously and he bought the title back almost the next day.
- When he first read on Wikipedia that his fandom would be made into a TV series, the thought of all the prospective popularity caused Charming to engage in a dizzy dance with Hobbes all around his room.