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[bob_the_trout]

Sorry about the long delay! A few things came up, but don't worry. Brawler of the Fortnight has officially returned. Today, we're talking about Peony.

• When he first became Emperor, Peony slept with one of his maids. She resigned two days later due to harassment from the other maids. He hasn't slept with another maid since.
  
  
• Instead he likes to

Comments

[unphasedluna]

Hello Bob the Trout.

This is an interesting story. It's sort of sweet. I didn't know all of these things about the Emperor before.

[bob_the_trout]

Most people didn't before. Good evening, Luna. :)

[unphasedluna]

Have you ever met the rappigs? They're clever little animals! Although they are probably not from outer space.

[bob_the_trout]

I have not, though I've read about them before.

[unphasedluna]

It must be hard to visit other fandoms when you are a fish.

[bob_the_trout]

Oh, not at all. I teleport everywhere.

[unphasedluna]

That's like apparating isn't it? I didn't know you could do that!

[bob_the_trout]

It has its similarities, yes. I can do it because I'm a magical species of fish.

[unphasedluna]

Have you ever been in a newspaper article before?

[bob_the_trout]

I don't think so.

[unphasedluna]

Well if you would like to be discovered in the Quibbler my father can probably put you in! You have a very interesting life.

[bob_the_trout]

That's... not necessary, but thank you for the offer. It's flattering.

[unphasedluna]

That's too bad. Father does love unusual creatures. Be sure to let me know if you change your mind!

[bob_the_trout]

Certainly.

[unphasedluna]

Okay. Goodnight Bob the Trout.

[rappigstyle]

Hello, Luna.