Brawler of the Fortnight

[bob_the_trout]

Welcome to Brawler of the Fortnight. Today we're talking about Estelle.

• Estelle used to say a small prayer for every being or creature she killed in battle. She no longer does so for monsters, but she simply can’t stop doing it for humans.
  
  
• When she thought she was married to Alfred, he stole her first kiss-and several other kisses, for that

Comments

[currythiefkilla]

ACCURSED FISH!!!! How dare you reveal such trashy secrets about the princess!!! I was just thinking I needed something to eat!!

[curry_thief]

"Trashy?"

[currythiefkilla]

The public does not need to know how many push-up bras the princess owns, and which ones she has worn!

And they ESPECIALLY don't need to know her cup size!

[curry_thief]

Trashy's a bad word to use.

[currythiefkilla]

You're right. I was so overcome with rage that I couldn't think of any good words and used the most prominent one from his post.

Uh.... and for not killing the princess when she asked you to......
Thank you.

[curry_thief]

Oh come on. Do I ever do what I'm told to?

[currythiefkilla]

Yuri, I'm trying to give you credit where credit is due, and I'm struggling. Don't make it any harder than it already is.

[bob_the_trout]

You don't want to eat Clue Trout.

*THWAP*

[currythiefkilla]

OW!! I- uh- HOW!?

[bob_the_trout]

With magic.

[studylicious]

A-ah, Sodia... um, p-please calm down. There's no need to... eat him.

[currythiefkilla]

IT SLAPPED ME!! HOW!?!?!?

[studylicious]

I-I'm not sure. It just happens.

[currythiefkilla]

I swear to you Your Highness! I will not rest until I see that fish in an aquarium!!

[studylicious]

I'm not sure that's possible.

[currythiefkilla]

......

I am so sorry that your personal life is just.... open to everybody like that. I wish there was something I could do to right this wrong committed against you!