Brawler of the Week

[bob_the_trout]

Welcome to Brawler of the Week. Today we're going to talk about Edward Elric. :)

• Ed thinks Kamina is a pretty cool guy. "eh fights beastmans and doesn't afraid any Yoko."
  
  
• Ed would almost feel bad for Envy if it weren't for the fact that he constantly goes out of his way to harass everyone ever. He also thinks that Envy should turn into a badass sharkbear.
  
  
• While acting as the Truth's vessel, Ed's final body count was well beyond three hundred million. This includes women, children, and Hillary Clinton.
  
  
• Disregarding the drunken make out session, Ed views Manabe as a cool, somewhat mentally challenged older brother and trusts him with pretty much anything.
  
  
• Although annoyed by her bizarre antics, Ed likes talking to/hanging out with Haruko and gets a kick out of arguing with her.
  
  
• Even though he's grown accustomed to Hohenheim being around, and actually trusts him for once in his life, Ed is afraid he might pick up and leave them again.
  
  
• Ed actually thinks Al's cat is pretty cool, and plays with it when he thinks nobody is watching.
  
  
• Ed cannot pronounce the name 'Haine' and it bugs the shit out of him. Lina punches him for it. This also bugs him.
  
  
• Because of his automail, Ed is unable to swim. Thus, he is not fond of pool or beach parties.
  
  
• Ed's favorite catch phrase is "YEAH NOW WHAT".
  
  
• Not counting the time spent as the Truth's vessel, Ed has never beat Al in any sort of fight or sparring match.
  
  
• Even though she had a tendency to kick his ass ALL THE TIME, Ed respects Izumi and views her as a mother figure.
  
  
• Someday, Edward wants to settle down with Winry, retire from military service, and have lots of kids. He's already started picking out names.
  
  
• Edward often picks on Alphonse for wetting the bed until the age of 6. HOWEVER, the last time Ed wet the bed was at the age of 9.
  
  
• To date, Edward suffers from five personality disorders, ranging from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder to Depression. Despite this, he tries to put on a smile for those around him, regardless of how he really feels.
  
  
• The only time he and Winry went 'all the way' was when they were genderswitched. Ed still thinks it was totally hot.
  
  
• Ed finds the Gundam guys more annoying than Envy.
  
  
• Ed almost wishes the Truth had kicked Vic Mangina's ass, just so he wouldn't have the chance to be cast as him in the new FMA series.
  
  
• Ed's fear of needles stems from watching his mother receive injections during her illness.
  
  
• Ed has been sober ever since the Vodka Floats fiasco.
  
  
• Thanks to Hohenheim, Ed has taken up baking as a hobby.
  
  
• Ed's true height is 4'11".
  
  
• Ed doesn't like it when people go out of their way for him. It makes him feel all awkward and shit because he always feels like he has to repay them, but doesn't know how.
  
  
• Despite his outward harshness, Edward enjoys classical music.
  
  
• Edward has an irrational hatred for birds, because they shit while flying. He likes geese though.
  
  
• Ed is so anal about dental hygiene that he spends ten minutes brushing and flossing, three times a day.
  
  
• Even if he couldn't help it, Ed feels responsible for every last person that died while the Truth was in control of his body.
  
  
• Ed doesn't know who the fuck Axel is, and questions his choice of friends, but is somehow glad to see that Envy even has any friends at all.