I has a charge bucket

[bob_the_normal]

I am like a sponge for static electricity. I have no idea why, but I seriously build charge very quickly and ground to things all the time. I just SAW a spark come off my finger onto my computer case (not to worry, it wasn't close to the mb, I always make sure not to touch near the mb). It's the strangest thing, and some days are worse than others, but it's generally always true that I am a good charge carrier. =/ It's really annoying some days, because I have a lot of electrical and metal things, I have to ground myself (painfully) all the damn time to avoid destroying stuff!

(Unfortunately, it never seems to be true when I want to shock someone else. Bah.)

Later.