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*last time i was here, somebody broke into my truck and stole my radio, thank you whoever you were. I got to drive back to Texas listening to the sound of wind for 49 hours (snaps fingers and starts to dance)*
*i almost died this year, actually i didn't almost die, i didn't even get hurt*
i love ron white.
*they evacuated the keys and everybody leaves except for one guy who is gonna stay there and tie himself to a tree on the beach to prove a point, and the point was at 53 years of age he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind and the rain of a force 3 hurricane... Alright... Let me explain something to ya.... it isn't.... THAT.... the wind is blowing....... It's.............. WHAT... the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn't really matter how many sit ups you did that morning. If you have a yield sign in your spleen.... Jogging don't come into play....
1: I can run 25 miles without stopping!
2: You're bleeding...
1: Shit.*
I love Ron White's jokes.
he gots jokes! good ones! hehe
*i almost died this year, actually i didn't almost die, i didn't even get hurt*
i love ron white.
*they evacuated the keys and everybody leaves except for one guy who is gonna stay there and tie himself to a tree on the beach to prove a point, and the point was at 53 years of age he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind and the rain of a force 3 hurricane... Alright... Let me explain something to ya.... it isn't.... THAT.... the wind is blowing....... It's.............. WHAT... the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn't really matter how many sit ups you did that morning. If you have a yield sign in your spleen.... Jogging don't come into play....
1: I can run 25 miles without stopping!
2: You're bleeding...
1: Shit.*
I love Ron White's jokes.
he gots jokes! good ones! hehe