Fic: Top Banana [Happy Birthday, cornerofmadness!]

[bob_fish]

Happy Birthday, cornerofmadness!

Have a lovely day! And have a fic from myself and enemytosleep. We went and co-wrote you some porn.

Title: Top Banana

Authors: bob_fish & enemytosleep

Word Count: 9550
Rating: NC-17

Characters: Roy/Maes, OT4 mentions

Summary: Roy gets a promotion and Maes helps him celebrate in a night neither will never forget.

Warnings: Oh man,

Comments

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha thank you both very much. I love my story. Maes is appropriately annoying to poor Roy who takes the heat. You could almost see that this was just going to go awry.

The long wait for a doctor had also given Roy plenty of time to telephone Gracia in order to tell her that they were running late for the theater because he'd unfortunately broken her husband.
this line is still making me giggle as is what the ladies left for them.

I also very much like the idea of Maes bottoming.

thank you again

[bob_fish]

Maes had to work quite hard to get Roy to top him here. He may not be doing that again for a while. XD

I'm so glad you liked your story! Yay. You could probably see the banana disaster coming given your wealth of experience. Dr H helped extensively with this bit of the story including sharing her banana removal technique and advice to the suffering to go buy a butt plug. Oh, and speaking of that, here's the butt plug the girls left them.

[cornerofmadness]

how many times did I give the butt plug advice (and back in the days before internet and remaining anonymous.

that is a gorgeous toy btw

[bob_fish]

Haha, I thought you might identify with her there.

It's lovely, isn't it? You can't see from the pics but if you look at the measurements, it's pretty big. That shop also sells Olivia's lollipop crop.

[cornerofmadness]

ah cool. that's one expensive plug too but it's practically art. yeah it did look somewhat large and adventuresome

[bob_fish]

Yes, it's definitely a special occasion purchase. I wonder if that was supposed to be Roy's promotion gift? I can't decide if Maes would get him back by giving it to him hard (when he's recovered XD) or refusing to do so ...

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha there's a sequel for you. Maes debating that thorny problem.

Riza would probably like for him to wear that as well

[enemytosleep]

I am not annoying! - Maes

LOL, we joked about titling this, "Honey, I Broke Your Husband," but figured it was a little spoilery for our tastes. XD

Roy topping Maes is a fun idea, unless Roy does something stupid. XD It was tricky handling the Idiot Ball here.

:D

[bob_fish]

I think Roy and Maes are playing Idiot Volleyball here. I'm sure if I ever wrote any kind of Ishbal series it would turn into "Roy and Maes have goofy, awkward sex in various ridiculous locations".

[enemytosleep]

Ha! I think you're right re: the volleying.

And I see nothing wrong with that Ishbal series. *props chin in hands and waits*

[cornerofmadness]

this I'd like to see (and wonders if it'll top that Armstrong/Roy in the rocks story)

[bob_fish]

Alex Louis rather than Olivia, I take it? I didn't read that - one of yours?

[cornerofmadness]

it was Alex Louis and it wasn't mine. I forget where I found it (probably fma_rare) It was frightening and actually pretty good (I also don't usually bookmark stories since I barely have time to read them once)

[cornerofmadness]

Maes, sweetie, you're an annoying sot. that's part of your charm.

Haha, it would have been a read me now title that's for sure. Poor Gracia

Yes, you have to assume that most of the sexual misadventures that land in the ER started out with someone thinking it was a good idea (how you're never quite sure)

[enemytosleep]

Maes: *pouts and mumbles under breath that he's charming and you're the annoying one*

Poor Gracia! She still got a night out at the theater and then the Dorchester. *grins* And I'm pretty sure Riza didn't have to drive them out to the boonies to retrieve lost food items. XD

Everything seems like a good idea sometimes. XD

[cornerofmadness]

hahaha poor Maes

well yes, Gracia and Riza did make out somewhat better than the boys.

Bet that's the last fruit basket she ever sends Roy