Fic and art: Truth or Dare [birthday fic/illo for enemytosleep]

[bob_fish]

Happy Birthday enemy! Again. I hope you had a delightful day, and that you like your present. Also, those of you who saw the nearly finished illo earlier, a shiny penny for you if you correctly spot how it's changed.

Title: Truth or Dare
Characters: Ed/Winry, with some mention of past Ed/Ling
Rating: A cheeky NC-17 for the fic and even for the NOT

Comments

[enemytosleep]

This? This made my whole fucking week. Seriously. You gave me:

-aged up, naked Ed in bed
-amputee Ed
-tied up Ed
-naked Winry
-mentions of naked Ling
-Winry being a big perv like me
-a wrench and lube under the pillow
-naked Ed and naked Winry art

You are far, far too good to me. *squishes you* Best birthday gift ever!

[bob_fish]

Yay! Glad I could help make your birthday a happy one. XD

You will be happy to hear that I actually moved Winry around a bit for more nakedness. Yes, that was the wrench handle! Yay, wasn't sure it would be obvious. You've forgotten the vintage condom tin I nerded and then drew.

[enemytosleep]

You did make it awesome! *hugs you*

Vintage condom tin is very cool, but I am more excited by the lube and wrench (predictable?).

[bob_fish]

I'm glad it was awesome! *hugs you back*

And you just know that afterwards she's going to sterilise that wrench along with the rest of her medical equipment, then waggle her eyebrows at him suggestively the next time she's using it to turn a bolt in his leg. XD

[enemytosleep]

Hey, watch where you wag that thing! Al will never let me hear the end of it if he sees you doing that. - Ed

[bob_fish]

Ah yes, and I cut out a line about Winry's first kiss evah. Guess who the lucky recipient of that was? XD

[enemytosleep]

Unless it's Paninya, I have no clue who it was. Enlighten me?

[bob_fish]

Well, I'd love for it to be Paninya (she seems the sort of cheeky friend who might offer kissing practice), but ... *canon nerding follows*

Well, I dated Win's realisation of her feelings for Ed to when she leaves for Rush Valley and he tells her in the train station he'll make her cry tears of joy. And I thought it was plausible that she might work out he's into her in the Briggs arc - the automail scene and the earrings scene both seem to point to that.

Here I decided that after she realises Ed returns her feelings, she determines to get in practice in order to jump him straight after the Promised Day. Because she apparently spends the winter hiding out in Lior rather than working in Rush Valley, this means that someone or several someones there must have been the recipient of Winry's trainee make-out sessions. XD

Plz be rewarding me for my nerding now with bathtub Winry.

[enemytosleep]

Ah, so it's Rose then. XD

Bath tub Winry all the more appropriate.