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Mood: Fishy
Music: Renegade, Styx *AWSOME SONG EVA!*
Oh Mamma, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law men has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Oh Mamma, I can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man
The judge'll have revenge today
On the wanted man
Wanted Man---
and I have nowhere to go, No, No
Anyhowz. So I have to do one job related thing every day till I get a job- as ordanded by my crazy father. Reasonible, I was going to do it anyhowz.
Tommarow I go to fudruckers and drop of that damn applications- been putting it off. Tommarow I go to the movie theature and check in on them and then go to Target to apply there.
I'm really hoping for the movie theature. Really.
Anyhowz. yeah and stuff... um.. not much. Working on DreamBourn cards for the 'company'.
Fishes and fries
CARP OUT
Stalked again, a rant by bob_carp_god.
destinedwarrior is stalking bob_carp_god
destinedwarrior’s REAL name :
Alejandro Markham
destinedwarrior’s REAL DOB :
10th June 1976
Height :167 cm
Weight : 55.8 kg
destinedwarrior has dreamt about you :
5 times
destinedwarrior became interested in you :
01st November 2004
destinedwarrior’s latest dream about you
bob_carp_god is awoken by the heavy breathing of destinedwarrior who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how destinedwarrior describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to bob_carp_god about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’
destinedwarrior’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
destinedwarrior enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of bob_carp_god’s stolen socks.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
destinedwarrior made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
14 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker destinedwarrior is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
destinedwarrior’s Police File
destinedwarrior is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.
Testimonies about destinedwarrior
shinkutaiga - A spouse-beating alco
‘destinedwarrior was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’
wolvenillusion - A boring stoner
‘Surprise Surprise, destinedwarrior’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’
cheshgrl - Balding slut
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded bob_carp_god really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
Music: Renegade, Styx *AWSOME SONG EVA!*
Oh Mamma, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law men has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Oh Mamma, I can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man
The judge'll have revenge today
On the wanted man
Wanted Man---
and I have nowhere to go, No, No
Anyhowz. So I have to do one job related thing every day till I get a job- as ordanded by my crazy father. Reasonible, I was going to do it anyhowz.
Tommarow I go to fudruckers and drop of that damn applications- been putting it off. Tommarow I go to the movie theature and check in on them and then go to Target to apply there.
I'm really hoping for the movie theature. Really.
Anyhowz. yeah and stuff... um.. not much. Working on DreamBourn cards for the 'company'.
Fishes and fries
CARP OUT
Stalked again, a rant by bob_carp_god.
destinedwarrior is stalking bob_carp_god
destinedwarrior’s REAL name :
Alejandro Markham
destinedwarrior’s REAL DOB :
10th June 1976
Height :167 cm
Weight : 55.8 kg
destinedwarrior has dreamt about you :
5 times
destinedwarrior became interested in you :
01st November 2004
destinedwarrior’s latest dream about you
bob_carp_god is awoken by the heavy breathing of destinedwarrior who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how destinedwarrior describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to bob_carp_god about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’
destinedwarrior’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
destinedwarrior enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of bob_carp_god’s stolen socks.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
destinedwarrior made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
14 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police? Look that fucker destinedwarrior is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life."
destinedwarrior’s Police File
destinedwarrior is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.
Testimonies about destinedwarrior
shinkutaiga - A spouse-beating alco
‘destinedwarrior was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I’m really shocked..’
wolvenillusion - A boring stoner
‘Surprise Surprise, destinedwarrior’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’
cheshgrl - Balding slut
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded bob_carp_god really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’