NaDruWriNi 2012
I think I’m starting my NaDruWriNi tonight, yes. A Thursday night. Bought the tonic water for NZD $1 and the liqueur a long time ago. So before I get thoroughly sloshed (as or as sloshed as I can get myself), I better get the basics done. So I’m drinking tonic water and liqueur. I’m not going to lie, I hate fizzy because it makes me fart like no tomorrow but since I’m alone, getting sloshed, I can let them rip like no tomorrow!
Blue Curaçao & Indian Tonic Water
I think I’ll start my rant about five cups in? Three cups in? Just wait for it.
Drink #3 I can feel my eyes sinking into myself. Why is this happenng. It’s bulging like a fucker. But I can still think about what to write. I was going to use another word instaef od fucker but I don’t thinkwe can backspace for nadruWrini?? Or whoever the fuck your spell it. Next aim = drink $5. Fuck #5. fI can feel the gas building in mybelly and my belly is getting big, my stomach is swelling but the GAS WON’T COME OUT. I CAN’T BURP. I need to google how to burp. Wh can’y I fart it out.
Cup #4 It think it’s #4. I’m prettys ure. though I can’t be certain. I still havn’t burped. I need to burp like a bad madafucker right now. Like REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY let one rip like a fuckin elephant in the forest in India or somewhere. M tummy is burning. Is it the alky? I thought it goes to the liver? Is it not going to he liver? POooh, I can feel the gas coming. Mama’s waiting, no need to be shy darling. I need to pee. When I’m lonely like now, and I get “sloshjed”, (I’m not sloshed, not even close cause I can still count LIKE A FUCKINB OAS BOSS GDI, BOSS RIGHT NOW). Cup #5. Idon’t feel fill the cup to the brim because it’s too muchto drink. Just halfway. CUP #5. YEA.
#5. My titles are getting smaller. Thank god I got titles right and not titties. I had to think whether it was right or write for a second there. I went for a leak just now and my teeth are like blue as the fuckin bahamas sea or whatever the stupid fuckin sea is called over at the bahamas. The pacific? Bahams pacific? Oh, nearly wrote pacifier. I’ve been wathinc g Wild Bunny (2PM) and the y would be my ideal group to get fuckin sloshed as a fucker with. Funf unf unf. FUN GDI CAN’T YOU EFFIN TYPE PEORP PROPERLY JEEZUS. I want tos leep. B My eyes are like shut. There’s no one here. to party with. Because I’m drinking and puring them drinks at my laptop, I’m afraid if I get any slosher than this, I’d pour the stupid drinks over the computer than into the small as cup. Wh has the brim got to be so fuckin tinnnnnnny. I need a drunk cup. How many words has this thing gotta be? like a biazaaoillion baaillion? i can’t capitalize. my pinky is stired. too tired. i wanna rwite story. big story. like jk rowling and get my potter as money rolling into the bank i can’tse e straight.space.
i see people confessing secets during nadruwhatevertheufck and i wanna f=confess soemthing. too maynconfessions running through my head dunno what to piiick ~~~~ i don’tw wanna to stay in contact with friend a. distance definitle destroys my friends hip cause if you’re out of my sight, you’re OUT OF MY FUCKIN MIND. it’s too space? fielled with space to care. filled with robotic jujks delete delete delete.deet diit deitdeitdeetdet. iwant to forget this but i don’t think i will and when i wake upt omorrow morning i’m gonna be regretting this 548975309845% like a beast.
i need m glasses to see straight. they better nit have soroted some sort of cujing legs and runne doff. my finers are not coordinagint proeprly. sorrry. i need tofinsihed this last glass, thake a leak and hit the sack. my sack. personaly sacky bed no sack. what is a skac? wh sack? i don’t get it. im tired. i just wna tot sleep. o en been drinkin a looong time ithink. i wish i could take back the really bad things i say and be bter person but it’s so hard to change and i need tovie 39482034 fucks but i honestl have zero-fucking fucks to gi ve athe moment. need to grow them in m garden. at this rate i’m gonan slfafall sleep right nerher rhjgt now FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. my rwolrd is tilting like a bad draem right now. tilllllt. peace ur ssasss out of here. lriutha;worthua;woetha; wortha;erothu ac;oruah.og love and all that shit rightnwo.
First posted at Teacup.