Voicemail

[boat_lights]

Hello there. You have reached the voice message of Vincent Nightray. If you have a message for me, please leave it, and I'll be more than happy to get back to you as soon as possible.

Oh, but of course, if you are my dear brother Gilbert -- and I'm ever so happy that you've called! I've been expecting -- I will be more than happy to listen to

Comments

IC

[blacklegcook]

[You are the only guy he's calling and it's only to yell at you]

HEY! You shitty-bastard!! Who gave you permission to talk to my younger self, huhh?!

IC

[boat_lights]

[We feel all sorts of speshuful. <3333]

Oh, but he had such a childish innocence. I could not have possibly denied him aid with a guilt-free conscience.

IC

[blacklegcook]

[fff speshuful loathing if that's what you want to call it.]

Tch, as if you have a conscience, shithead!

IC

[boat_lights]

[We feel so loved, Sanji. <3]

Oh? And do you think I am lacking?

IC

[blacklegcook]

[loathe 8\...♥; and blunt is blunt.]

You had nothing to begin with.

IC

[boat_lights]

[<3]

You were a very cute child.

IC

[blacklegcook]

SHUT UP!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SHIT LIKE THAT COMING FROM YOU!!

IC

[boat_lights]

Oh? How harsh. And here I had believed it was quite a compliment.

I do wonder what happened during the development from the child to the adult stages of your life. After all, there's quite the dramatic change, was it not? To think that such a kind and loving child could turn so strangely tempered.

It truly boggles the mind, does it not?

IC

[blacklegcook]

Nothing coming from your mouth is any good and it's none of your shitty-business!

IC

[boat_lights]

Truly?

I am sorry for overstepping my tentative bounds. Do forgive me.

IC

[blacklegcook]

Tch, like I'd believe any shit you spout.

IC

[boat_lights]

My. And here I was, being sincere.

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[blacklegcook]

[keywords]

[boat_lights]

[Have a smile. <3]