guten tag!
Whoa, I just had the most bizzare experience. This person instant messaged me in German and I thought it was Jill messing around so I started joking with her but then I quickly realized it wasn't Jill at all. So this person obviously didn't speak any English. The poor girl was obviously confused so I went online and found a translator and copied and pasted 'I don't speak German' etc. It was hilarious, I was actually carrying on a broken conversation with someone in German. Obviously she got the wrong AIM address, before we said goodbye she told me her name was Nadine and she lived in Switzerland. I had the strongest urge to say 'I am a doughnut' to her (because, y'know, that's what Kennedy said to people in Berlin in the 60s). Well that certainly filled my weird-quota for the day.