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Alrite, I'm breaking protocol for right now. I was just reading through the older entries of some of my friends, and I came across some stuff that I would like to bring back to peoples attention to make them laugh.
I found this one like 25 entries back:
You should be dating a Scorpio. 23 October - 21 November Your mate is
passionately caring, dynamic and sensual.
Though he or she can be self-destructive,
ruthless or overbearing, the scorpion's sex life
involves releasing his/her most pent-up passions.
That was in Lauren's journal and I about died when I read it. I don' think astology has ever been so right.
"Dude, you better watch yourself, I will drive a screwdriver through your trachia so fast that youll fucking shit yourself"
That's just really funny, I can't explain why it just is. You would think that he would know thatdeath always incurs instant bowel evacuation. But then again if he knew that he'd know how to spell trachea.
You know what..I;m bored now..........bye
I found this one like 25 entries back:
You should be dating a Scorpio. 23 October - 21 November Your mate is
passionately caring, dynamic and sensual.
Though he or she can be self-destructive,
ruthless or overbearing, the scorpion's sex life
involves releasing his/her most pent-up passions.
That was in Lauren's journal and I about died when I read it. I don' think astology has ever been so right.
"Dude, you better watch yourself, I will drive a screwdriver through your trachia so fast that youll fucking shit yourself"
That's just really funny, I can't explain why it just is. You would think that he would know thatdeath always incurs instant bowel evacuation. But then again if he knew that he'd know how to spell trachea.
You know what..I;m bored now..........bye