To the driver of the car
Dear Driver,
Who (straight male) in their right mind would drive a brand new cadillilac 4 dr sedan down the alley at Neighbors? And then stop in front of the club while blasting Cube 93? And you think we (the gay) will just move out of your way? And do you think that gunning the engine and attempting to run us over wont make the bouncer come out, take down the license plate, and then call the police? And last of all, we outnumbered you, and you got your ass whooped. By a whole bunch of sissy gay boys. Dont you feel so cool now?
Signed,
Seattle
Who (straight male) in their right mind would drive a brand new cadillilac 4 dr sedan down the alley at Neighbors? And then stop in front of the club while blasting Cube 93? And you think we (the gay) will just move out of your way? And do you think that gunning the engine and attempting to run us over wont make the bouncer come out, take down the license plate, and then call the police? And last of all, we outnumbered you, and you got your ass whooped. By a whole bunch of sissy gay boys. Dont you feel so cool now?
Signed,
Seattle