Who's gonna motherfuckin stop me?
I couldn't sleep a wink last night and now I'm all zombiefied...I've got a Renanissance Ball to go to 2nite. Basically a competition between people for who can dress the best n shit like that. I'd dodge it, as I usually do, but a good friend of mine is throwing it so I'm kinda obligated to be there.
What does a zombie wear to a ball?
Well, as warped as I feel rite now, I could wear one of those pants that says "juicy" or "bootylicious" on the butt and a vest, no problem. Note*I'll also carry around a boombox blaring Peaches. 2 guys and AA XXX on repeat. hhahahahahaha. crazzzzy but kidding.
Good Morning Mortals.
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O on the issue of clothes, I had a discussion at breakfast with some friends about how some poeple look better thin--Nicole Ritchie and Saddam Hussein came to mind. But others look very frightening like Kate Bosworth. The list goes on im sure. Im not advocating eating disorders or dictators but Ritichie and Hussein are both easier on the eyes now that they've shed a few pounds despite Ritchie's frightening picture in a two piece. that was indeed sick. But now that Hussein is near death I'm glad he at least looks presentable. Isnt that beard just adorable??
N E wayz I've been inspired by Nicole Ritichie and Mary Kate Olson to try out HEROIN CHIC. That's where you get as emaciated as your body can go to look like a heroin addict and layer on as many clothes as you can. You also have to make sure that your knobby knees show AT ALL TIMES. Note* you never actually try heroin... thats for Ritichie and would cancel out the CHIC for U.
Kiss Kiss. Cough Cough
What does a zombie wear to a ball?
Well, as warped as I feel rite now, I could wear one of those pants that says "juicy" or "bootylicious" on the butt and a vest, no problem. Note*I'll also carry around a boombox blaring Peaches. 2 guys and AA XXX on repeat. hhahahahahaha. crazzzzy but kidding.
Good Morning Mortals.
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O on the issue of clothes, I had a discussion at breakfast with some friends about how some poeple look better thin--Nicole Ritchie and Saddam Hussein came to mind. But others look very frightening like Kate Bosworth. The list goes on im sure. Im not advocating eating disorders or dictators but Ritichie and Hussein are both easier on the eyes now that they've shed a few pounds despite Ritchie's frightening picture in a two piece. that was indeed sick. But now that Hussein is near death I'm glad he at least looks presentable. Isnt that beard just adorable??
N E wayz I've been inspired by Nicole Ritichie and Mary Kate Olson to try out HEROIN CHIC. That's where you get as emaciated as your body can go to look like a heroin addict and layer on as many clothes as you can. You also have to make sure that your knobby knees show AT ALL TIMES. Note* you never actually try heroin... thats for Ritichie and would cancel out the CHIC for U.
Kiss Kiss. Cough Cough